(credits to QUEEN theseokside for making these for me)

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sbsgayodaejon: Exciting week for BigHit Ent's Rap prodigies, BTS and gayYP's very own poster boys, Bangtan as they share a comeback stage for the first time in the history of the SBS Gayo Daejon. Comeback week is right around the corner, and we cannot wait for these stars to start off the festival!

Official BTS and Bangtan Comeback posters as seen above can be pre-ordered on the official websites of both BigHit and gayYP entertainment companies.

The Schedule:

BTS comeback: March 23th 2020

Bangtan comeback: March 24th 2020

Double Comeback Stage: March 26th 2020, in the morning at M Countdown (@mcountdown)

Double Showcase: March 26th 2020, in the evening at the 2020 SBS Gayo Daejon

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btsbighitofficial: Real Me out in 2 days! Preorder your albums now!

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dancemonster: We are looking really looking forward to this comeback which we are sharing with our best friends and arch nemesis group Bangtan! Haha boys, lets see who wins at M Countdown😁

gayyp.twicetagram: YES! YES! YES!😍

gayyp.bangtanofficial: uhhhhhhh good luck, ig🤷🏻

gayyp.got7official: YAY! all the best, hyungs!👻

jhoe: Thank you for all the love and support, dearest BTS Army! And to Bangtan, ya'll are never winning. period😑

agustd: @jhoe Taehyung dug their grave. PD nim says he got an order for 25 albums just from K. Taehyung. smh sonny boy, DO YOU NOT EVEN WANT TO WIN or SMTH?😂

parkchimney: good luck hyungs! the cover and posters look awesome, but let's not get too cocky about winning just yet.😅

suckchin: jooniepie! my babyboy, do well okay? Daddy's rooting for you🥰😘

goldenmaknae: yes, Jin Hyung plays the role of both Eomma and Daddy. smh😉

goldenmaknae: also hyungs, good luck smsjksksks!😃

vantae: HEYY so what if I bought 25 albums? I want to get the SUGA cards from all 4 versions and its HARD OKAY my collection needs me to do this

stillchewy: @agustd istg it's uncomfortable having sex in a room full of posters and photos and wall hangings that have Yoongi's face glaring at you when you're about to, you know... come...?🙂

vantae: @stillchewy that's why we stay at your dorm now, pabo😋

agustd: HAHAH THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HEARD ALL DDAY. let my handsome dumpling face not hinder your banging, lady and fanboy

(sneak: actually, Min Yoongi was being sarcastic. something about the fact that #taetzu were hooking up didn't hold well with him. he felt oddly weird.😉)

jhoe: why does yoongi sound salty😏

chunghahaha: Hobi, idek what's wrong though. he was fine two minutes ago but now he's pouting at me for no reason☹️

dancemonster: oooohhhhhhh wasn't it date night though?😏

agustd: ya'll are lame, let me be on my date, leave me alone.😒😞

suckchin: yoongs, you literally commented first.😳

chunghahaha: guys, he's pouting even more, leave him alone for a bit. I'll get him into a better mood🙁😏

parkchimney: sex?🤩

chunghahaha: you know it, Jim!🥶

agustd: YES PLEASE😍. also Jim? baHAHAH😆

parkchimney: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT UP!🤬

ihatesnakeu: has everyone forgotten that this was a post for the comeback announcement?😭

babymochi: these crackheads are ACTUALLY don't even care where they are chatting like a GC or something! but it's really nice and cute of them to include all of us in their rants lmao😁

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gayyp.bangtanofficial: Lost out in 3 days! Preorder your albums now!

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suckchin: waah! the cover is so much prettier than @btsbighitofficial 's cover for Real Me. just putting it out there, ya know?😊

dancemonster: @suckchin baby, so that's how we're playing?😒

parkchimney: omo! Thank you Bangtan ARMY for getting us this far! still cant believe it's our 5th album. please take care of us and help us win in the music shows!😊😘

vantae: ARMY borahae💜! thank you for buying the albums! Pd nim told us that the stocks are completely over within just one day of pre-sale! we are restocking today, so those who haven't bought it, please do!🥰😇

goldenmaknae: ami, thank you so much for loving us and bringing us to the top😭. we are just simple boys with big dreams😞. we don't know to do anything else than this, and we are working on giving you the best with what all we can offer. saranghae!❤️❤️❤️

silvermaknae: and Jungkookie is crying, aww my baby. army! treat him well for me, please!😭

jhoe: aww! kook! don't cry okay? we're all here for you if you ever wanna talk or air out some concerns okay?😨

agustd: see ya'll at the Gayo Stage then! Jungkook, it's all gonna be good, boy. hyung knows.🥳

namtiddies: does anyone remember that 14 minutes ago, BigHit posted the BTS Real Me album and NO ONE even cared about the comeback? HAHAHA they were all having fun and cracking up together.😂

raplobster: meanwhile, in the bangtan comments, both parties are acting sentimental asf LMAO the duality sometimes 😅

minsugagenius: I think it symbolises that BTS and Bangtan have a soul connection.☺️

jinhit: yeah, all the guys have fun together and are such heart stirring friends that I think the company//other group barriers don't affect them. they're one!😍

vantae: *wipes tears* THIS IS THE TRUTH! and the truth shall set you FREE😭

agustd: I love you, BTS army and Bangtan ARMY🖤

suckchin: forever, we are one.❤️

jhoe: yes! always!😘

parkchimney: well said, guys. we're proud to have you as our fandoms, army and ARMY!☺️

dancemonster: together till the end!🥰

goldenmaknae: *sobs*🥺

silvermaknae: YA'LL HAD TO GO ALL SOPPY NOW, I  LITERALLY HAD JUST STOPPED HIS TEARS! LOOK WHAT YOU PISSHEADS DID😡

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~not very funny today, no? ik ik..~

~that's because the next coming 10 chapters are gonna be JAM PACKED with comedy, drama and angst. A LOT OF IT!~