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suckchin:"As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing."

Hoseok-ah... I'll never forget the day I met you, when you walked into our dorm with Park Jimin after your first date together, holding his hand and not even looking at me because you were so nervous and shy. All that changed though, after you guys went steady and you became one of my best friends. You even introduced me to the love of my life, that clumsy spoiler ass Namjoon who I'm lucky to be able to call mine. To all the double dates we've went on and all the third wheeling situations we've stumbled through, you dug your way into my heart. To more shopping dates and haunted house expeditions. To watching more horror movies together while Tae and Jungkook laugh their asses off seeing us scream like girls. To more of me dressing you with my very questionable fashion sense while you just stand there and look good even in the weirdest clothes possible. Yes, I admit it. I wrote Dimple with both you and my Joonie in mind. I love you so much, Hobi-yah, and I'm sorry for calling you a horse face. You hot, man. But not as hot as me. *flips nonexistent ponytail*

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2seok: the best friend goals! my username has finally proved to be of good use kasksjsjh😍😭

excyoojime: wow, this friendship is so pure omg im actually gonna cry at how cute these pics are like WTF🥺

jhoe: Seokjin hyung!!! you didn't have to omg, im legit crying. I love you too so much you handsome ass dude!!!😭 aaaahhhh im so happy that I woke up to this, and now I wanna come over there AGAIN and hug youuuuu, though we literally saw each other yesterday for Tae's surprise party thingy. thank you, best friend.. ❤️(ps. u might wanna spoil namjoon here, he's miffed that you haven't posted anything about him yet sksskjsajksks)

suckchin: he'll get over it, my baby. Also, yesss come overrrrr!😆 Tae is always hanging out with Tzu in the Twice dorms, Jungkook is always at the GOT7 dorms with Gyeom and JIMIN IS BORING, that jamless hoe needs you around to be actually interesting.😒

dancemonster: hyung, I don wanna talk to you, you mean.😢

suckchin: baby? don't be a brat. daddy doesn't like that, okay?🤨

suckchin: also, I apologised. THEN WHY IS #stupidseokjin still trending as Worldwide #1 on Twitter?? PARK JIMIN I WILL PARK MY CAR OVER YOUR FLAT ASS😡

mochichimchim: YA'LL WHEN SEOKJIN EXPOSES HIS OWN KINK WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM THE GANG SDAKJSAKJSJJASJJSA I CANT STOP LAUGHING🤣😂

ihatesnakeu: WE ALL KNEW JIN TOPPED BUT WE DIDNT KNOW OF THE DADDY KINK im actually CRUING😆🤣

vantae: wbk *smirks*😜

parkchimney: @suckchin my jibooty is aNYthIng but flat. Hobi can vouch for that, can't you, @jhoe😘😉

babymochi: SHIT jimin knows we call his gorgeous ass JibootY like bitch WHAT😁

agustd: @jhoe what surprise party for tae? Why wasn't I invited?🙁

goldenmaknae: @agustd it was just a cheer up party, not a celebration. We only invited the main gang. The best friends.✌🏻✌🏻

vantae: Jungkook, don't be rude!🤨 Yoongi hyung, I didn't know anything about the party, or I would've called you for sure! You're my friend!😊

goldenmaknae: no we wouldn't have let you.😒

vantae: JUNGKOOK!😤

agustd: cool, whatever

namtiddies: guys, what's happening? the tension b/w Yoongi and Tae's hoes is so thick I could cut it with a butter knife😟😕

raplobster: it's gotta do with all those announcements Dispatch posted about all the dating news and shit. I'm a little nervous, ngl😣

gotbangtan: I just came to uwu at 2seok but now everyone's angry at Yoongi for fucking up something. well shit☹️🥺

duhyun: @gayyp.bangtanofficial @gayyp.got7official @bts.bighitofficial  WHY DIDNT YOU CALL US TOO WE LITERALLY LIVE NEXT DOOR.🤬

nahyeon: surprise party for Tae and you didn't call his girlfriend AND your best friends (aka us)😡

johnyeon: THE shAdE😞

parkchimney: girls chilll it was a guy thing we needed to take care of. Tae was feeling a little down about something and we had guys night.😌😇

stillchewy: Tae called me and told me that the boys were coming to cheer him up last night, so I didn't feel left out or anything. The guys should get their time too, right?😃😘

vantae: I have the sweetest, most understanding girlfriend, don't I?❤️

stillchewy: FaceTime tonight?☺️

vantae: can't wait, babe😚

silvermaknae: these two are so adorable. couple goalllsssss. Jeon, let's FaceTime tooo😭

goldenmaknae: @silvermaknae gyeom you rat you're literally sleeping in my bed as I write this.😒

suckchin: @gayyp.twicetagram even better than just FaceTime, how about you guys coming over tonight for drinks and lasagna?🥳🤩

sahellnah: YES! Seokjin oppa SARANGHAEYOOO😍🥰😘

dancemonster: @sahellnah i WOULD normally ask anyone who said that to my jin to back the fuck off but you're too cute omg skjslsajsjk CHEESE GIMBAP sdkjkssk DED☺️😅🤯

sahellnah: omg Joonie oppa, STOB IT PLS😳☺️😇

suckchin: yes namjoon, stop.🙄😑

jaebumhole: lmaoooo JIN JEALOUS😬

jhoe: hey are we invited tooooo I wanna hang out with the girls its been so loooong😓

goldenmaknae: come pllsssss, the whole gang will be there tonight!🤩

vantae: @agustd you're coming right, hyung? hope you do make it.😌

goldenmaknae: @vantae stfu😑

agustd: Tae, its okay. I have a date tonight anyways🙃.. I hope you guys have fun tonight.😊

chunghahaha: @agustd come over already, baby.❤️

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Yoongi sighed as he got ready for his date with Chungha. He wanted to meet Taehyung so badly, wanted to see him for the first time, but he wasn't ready. He knew the entire gang of friends would diss him and give him mean looks the whole time.

And his girlfriend would be all over him anyways. It would just be awkward in the end.

Stepping out of his dorms after shouting a rushed goodbye to Namjoon and Hosoek who were also getting ready for their hangout with the entire gayYP gang. Sure, it had been pretty rude of them to shade him like that but he knew he deserved it.

Reaching her apartment, he texted her to tell her he was waiting outside. The door opened in a few seconds, and Yoongi took in a sharp breath. He hadn't been expecting to get his mind blown.

She looked gorgeous, her tight black dress accentuating her curves just right. Her face wasn't too made up or primped, and Yoongi liked that she went natural. She didn't look fake, and she was just so undeniably beautiful.

She smiled wide, seeing him in his sharp suit; kissing him softly for a bit as he held her tightly. He returned her kiss to its full intensity, taking her breath away as he growled lightly into her mouth.

"You look amazing, babe." Yoongi whispered into her ear as he released her lips with a soft pop. "Gorgeous; I cant believe you're mine."

"You don't look too bad yourself." she teased, pulling the root of his hair firmly with her freshly manicured nails lightly scratching his neck; making him shiver. He moaned a little, gripping her hips tightly.

"Tease." he scolded, pulling her out of the apartment before he lost control and took her into the bedroom. "Don't make me lose control."

She winked, locking her door and taking his warm hand in hers happily as they walked to the car.

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Meanwhile

"Don't stop." the younger girl pleaded through the gentle kiss, "Tae, please don't stop."

"Never baby, you're mine." the man smiled wide, caressing his girlfriend's face gently before kissing her again. "You're so beautiful, Tzu.. Do you know that?"

"I am?" she blushed, "You think so?"

"I'm glad I finally got you to be mine before another guy snatched you up." he confessed, looking at her in all earnesty.

"Girls too, I'm bi." she winked, "Just like you."

"That's hot." Taehyung shrugged, smirking a little. "But I just want you."

"And I need you, Oppa." Tzuyu blushed, making the older boy grin wide and kiss her softly again and again.

"You cheesy shits better stop making out in my kitchen RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE LASAGNA!" 

Jin's shrieks shook them from their trance as they looked up sheepishly at a fuming Seokjin who was brandishing a spatula at them. Jungkook and Yugyeom were just watching the new couple fondly, laughing at their embarrassed faces.

"Taetzu just out-cheesed your lasagna, Jin hyung!" Jimin walked in with Hoseok and Namjoon who hurried over to kiss Jin hello.

"No one can out-cheese MY lasagna!" Seokjin screamed indignantly, ignoring Namjoon and taking up his block of cheese to grate furious amounts of it onto the pasta dish, making everyone smile.

"When are the other girls coming, Tzu?" Jaebum yelled from the living room. "We have got to start the movie soon."

"Crack induced orgy." the girl rolled her eyes matter-of-factly. 

"Ah!" Jackson slapped his head, "I forgot they did Naked Tuesdays."

"More like, Naked all days of the week, ngl." Tzuyu giggled, "They'll be over soon, once they smell food, the magic of sex just diminishes."

"YO WE SMELLED LASAGNA and stopped fucking the shit out of each other!" a girl's voice came from the front door.

"Told ya." Tzuyu smiled, face still buried in a happy Taehyung's shoulder. "Works every time." 

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~nice chapter, eh?~