"Ships don't sink because of the water around them.

Ships sink because of the water that gets in them.
Don't let what's happening around you get inside you and weigh you down."

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"Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures."

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"If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing,
the chances of me doing that thing automatically drops to zero."

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"Sometimes you have to remind people
that you can be asshole too."

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"I can be stubborn as a mule, sweet as tea, angry as a hornet or loyal as a soldier.
It all depends on you."

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"My strength didn't come from lifting weights.
My strength came from lifting myself up every time I was knocked down."

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"Remember when I asked for your opinion?
Yeah, me neither."