A Secret Santa poem at holiday time
Gives me a chance to pretend I can rhyme.

I give you a gift, a little treat -
It might be mittens, or something to eat,

But at the end of the work day
It was the poem I wrote that made you say

"My Secret Santa is really 'wow';
A poet, a writer, he should take a bow!"

But truth be told, I'm not of that mindset:
I stole that poem off the Internet.