* i will be substituting woojin
as lia (itzy) from now on!

SeungminBITCHASS
SOMEONE FUCKING
SEND HELP

LiaHatesHeteros
yall hear something or
is it the wind 😒😒

SeungminBITCHASS
HELP MEOWSJK

Minwhile
apparently turtles breath
through their butts

Jisungay
?! THEY DO???

LiaHatesHeteros
of course not u fool

wait

do they?

SeungminBITCHASS
HELLO YOU FUCKING
USELESS EXCUSES OF
BEST FRIENDS??????

Jisungay
omg seungmin called
us his best friends 🥺

Minwhile
jisung i thought we
weren't seungmins
friend anymore

you know

since he failed to
mention that his ex
is THE hwang hyunjin

Jisungay
OH RIGHT

I HATE U MINNIE 🤬

SeungminBITCHASS
IM SORRY FUCK

NOW SOMEONE
COME HELP ME

IM HIDING IN THE SUPPLY
CLOSET IN STARBUCKS
AND SLOWLY LOSING
OXYGEN

LiaHatesHeteros
right... 😐

Minwhile
??? I JUST LEFT YOU

TO ORDER WHILE I
PARKED MY CAR
WHY ARE YOU IN THE
CLOSET

SeungminBITCHASS
I WAS TRYING TO ORDER
AN ICED TEA AND THEN
I GOT JUMPED

Jisungay
??? JUMPED???

OH MY GOD WAS
IT THOSE NURSES
FROM THE NEUROLOGY
DEPARTMENT

I KNEW THEY WERE UP
TO SOMETHING

LiaHatesHeteros
serves you right 🤣🤣🤣
who drinks iced tea in
JANUARY

SeungminBITCHASS
I GOT JUMPED BY THE
PAPARAZZI YOU MORONS

THEY JUMPED OUT OF
THE FLOOR BOARDS
LIKE A SWAT TEAM I SAW
NOTHING BUT FLASHING
LIGHTS

LiaHatesHeteros
PAPS??? damn
seungmin so famous
he got paparazzi now

can u pay off my
student debt 👉🏼👈🏼🥺

SeungminBITCHASS
IM DYING???

LiaHatesHeteros
TRANSFER ME THE MONEY
QUICKLY BEFORE YOU DIE

Jisungay
wait is this because ur like,,
the famous ex of south korea??

SeungminBITCHASS
no jisung it's because
when i woke up this morning
i created the cure for
cancer, saved a dying polar
bear and swam the atlantic
ocean

YES JTS BECAYSE IM THE
FAMOUS EX FUCKUBG
HWNAG HYUNJJNW WHEN
I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
JM GOUNG TO KULL YOUUU

LiaHatesHeteros
well this is unfortunate

are u going to be late
for work?? because i
was kinda coping you'd
buy me some coffee of
your way here

Jisungay
IM GOING TO EMAIL
HWANG HYUNJIN AND
THREATEN HIM TO
HIRE YOU A BODYGUARD
BEST FRIEND DONT WORRY

LiaHatesHeteros
ask him to pay of our
student debt as an
apology for seungmins
trauma

also no milk and 2
sugars please 👍🏼

SeungminBITCHASS
MINHO WHERE ARE
YOU THEY'RE GOING TO
BREAK THE DOOR
DOWN

Minwhile
IM RUNNIFNG THRKUGH
THE PARKING AREA IM
COMINF TO SAVE YOU

I KNOW KARATE

LiaHatesHeteros
NO YOU DONT??

Minwhile
I WATCHED MULAN
IM AN EXPERT

LiaHatesHeteros
goodbye.

01/02/2021