Feburary 14th, Valentine's Day. A day where couples show their love with meaningless gifts and sex. The harem of Dominic Sparda wakes up ready to see what their husband has planned for them today.

Hestia: Today's the day~ Today is the day~

Hestia gets herself ready for the day, making herself as pretty as she could for her husband. The rest of his harem does the same and when the clock strikes noon they all open their doors and walk out

Akeno: Oh Dommy~ We're ready~

Nero:*on the couch* Oh hey guys what's up?

Hestia: Where's your father Nero? Cause we're ready for our day and night of fun~!

Nero: Oh...uh...he left

All: WHAT?!

Cait: Are you telling me I got all dolled up for a shag and me husband isn't here?!

Nero: S-sorry but uh...he's there.

Nero points to the TV where Dominic was in a tournament dueling Aster Phoenix

Revy: You gotta be fucking kidding me...

Koro: Go dad!!

Sona: Why is this entertaining to you son? I thought you would be with 22.

Koro: She's hanging out with 17 mother and I want to support father.

Hestia: And you Nero what about you and Kyrie?

Nero: We're just gonna help the orphanage out.

Leone: That sounds boring.

Nero: Hey it's my job and I like it and she likes it too.

Alexander walks in between the girls with Ed

Koro: Greetings brother

Alexander: Good day. What's with everyone gathering up?

Nero: Dad left before they could give him the good suck.

Alexander: Ha ha. Funny.

Leone: So where are you two lovebirds going?

Alexander: Sora is taking us to the park.

Sora: You guys ready?

Akeno: Sora I thought you would have a date.

Sora: Not this time mom. Besides they still need an adult to watch them.

Helen: I wanna go too!

Sora: Okay okay calm down before you break someone finger.

Nero: Ha!

Koro: Shh!! Dads winning!

The family gathers and watches Dominic duel Aster

Dominic: Neo-Blue Eyes attack Destiny HERO Dogma!

The three headed dragon blasts the monster away dropping Aster's life points to zero

Nero: Yeah!!

Hestia: He's playing card games and not spending the day with us!!

Esdeath: He's going to get it when he comes home!

Nero: Well I think it's time for me to head out.

Koro: Me too

Sora: Yep!

The children rush out of the house as fast as they could as they did not want to hear the beatdown their father was going to receive when he gets home

Alexander: Shall we say a prayer for father?

Koro: Sure.

Timeskip

Dominic drives up to his house and takes off what he calls the "Kaiba Coat" and puts on his regular black coat and gets out of his car with a briefcase

Dominic: What a day. A duel with old friends and PWN-ing 4th rate duelists.

Dominic walks up to the door and notices the lights were off but he just ignores it and opens the door

Dominic:*humming*

He shuts the door and puts the briefcase down and as soon as it hits the table, a light turns on

Hestia: Where were you?

Dominic: Oh! Hestia. I was just out doing this thing for a tournament.

Hestia: Mhm...how come?

Dominic: It's....my job?

Hestia: Did you forget what today is?

Dominic: Feburary 14th?

Hestia: M..hmm!!

Dominic: You seem angry. Did I do something?

Another light turns on

Esdeath: You neglected our day together.

Dominic: I don't remember scheduling a day together.

And another light in the room turns on

Mina: It's Valentine's Day stupid!!

Dominic: Okay how many of you are here?

The room lit up and his entire harem was standing around him, and Alucard was there for some reason

Alucard: They've been sitting here since noon.

Dominic: It's nine thirty at night!

Chelsea: Hate gave us the incentive to stay here.

Dominic: Look I'm sorry that I forgot about Valentine's Day.

Akame: You probably picked up another girl for your harem huh?

Dominic: .....nooo....

The door opens and more girls walk in

Eva Guranada: So this is where you live?

Daiyana: God that car ride was cramp! I thought you said you had a big car!

Alucard: It's more like a weapon of mass destruction.

Astaroth: So this is the home of the legendary Dark Angel~

Kurosaki:~Yo her biddys are bigger than Akenos!~

Dracula:~Hush child!~

Alucard: HA HA!

Hectarina: Hey hey this place looks nice!

Leone: W- I thought I was your best big tittied wolf ear waifu!!

Kaguya: There better be!

Mine: You're a slut Dominic you know that?

Dominic: Says the girl who screamed in pleasure when I stuck my tongue in her-

BAM!

Alucard's gun goes off and everyone covers their ears in pain

Dominic: AAAH!!! DAMMIT ALUCARD!!!

Alucard: HA HA! LATER JACKASS!

Alucard phases out of reality as everyone's ears will still ringing

Hestia: After my ears are done ringing you're gonna fuck all of us mister!! Till you can't walk!!!

Dominic: What?!

Leone: Mawp! Mawp!

Kurome: It hurts..!

Akeno: This pain is one I do not like!

Looks like things are going to get wild in Dominic's home. After their tinnitus wears off.