Homework

Dante: Hey what's this mean?

Dominic: Dante you don't know the pythagorean theorem?

Dante: No not that this.*points*

Dominic: That's the addition sign....

Browsing the Internet

Dominic:*presses a key* Dante! Why do hot MILFS in my area want to meet me? And what's a MILF?

Dante:*rushes over and punches the computer*

Privacy

Dominic:*opens a book with a smile*

Lady:*kicks open his door*

Dominic: AH CHRIST! Lady what the hell!!

Lady:*groans and throws her weapon down and plops on his bed* Tired...

Dominic: Well I'm reading so go away

Lady: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh~

Dominic:*throws his book at the wall*

Bringing Girls Home

Dominic: And this is my home.

Leone: Huh, not very roomy is it?

Dante: You brought home a hooker?

Bringing Girls Home pt.2

Dominic: Well here we are.

Ruby: Smells weird

Dante: Dude is she legal?

Dominic: Legal enough!!

Ruby: I'm fifteen!

Patty:*on the phone* Hello police?

Bringing Girls home pt.3

Dominic: This is my home..

Konan: Seems adequate.

Dante:*looks at them* .......

Dominic:*sweating*

Dante:*smiles and nods*

Dominic: Phew. Let's go to my room

Konan:*nods and walks up the stairs*

Dante: You gonna show her your motivation?

Dominic: FUCK YOU!!

Bringing Girls Home pt.4

Esdeath:*dragging Dominic by a leash* I've claimed my one true lover!!

Dominic:*grunts and tries to break free*

Dante: I'm not even gonna ask

Esdeath: My love and I will make love in his bedroom. Please excuse the noise.

Dante:*puts on headphones*

Setting up for Christmas

Dominic: One more wire and I'm ready!!

Dante: You're ready!! Okay!!*turns on the lights*

Dominic:*gets shocked* AAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Dante:*comes outside and sees a festive Devil May Cry sign* Oh yeah~ That's jingling my bells alright

Dominic:*groans*

Privacy pt.2

Leone: You gonna make this kitty purr~?

Dominic: I'll do more than that~

Trish:*opens the door* Hey Dominic you have a minute?

Dominic: No!!

Privacy pt.3

Kona: Ahh~!! Ahh~!! Yes~!!

Lady:*kicks open the door*

Dominic: Ahh!! Lady!! What the hell!!

Lady: Dante screwed me over so unless you want a roof over your head I'm taking some of your savings.*starts taking stacks of money from his drawer*

Konan*panting* Did you cum inside me?

Lady: Uh oh

Dominic: Why Uh Oh?

Halloween

Dominic:*looks outside* Oh my god!! Monsters! Demons! Princesses!! My worst fears have come to life!!

Dante:*handing out candy* Have a safe night kids!

Dominic:*grabs an AR-15 and busts open his window* HAPPY HALLOWEEN MOTHER FUCKERS!!!*starts shooting*