Dominic's New Car

Dominic came out of the house with Nero covering his eyes

Dominic: Look Nero I get you guys getting me a new car but why making it a surprise?

Nero: Because Koro worked his ass off for this baby and he wanted it to be surprising.

Dominic: Nero I've seen many things in my life. Things no man should see. Nothing could surprise me.

Nero: Okay then. Ta-da!

Nero uncovers his fathers eyes and his jaw immediately hit the floor in shock and awe

Dominic: Wh...f....y...I...how...WHAT?!

Nero: Surprised?

Dominic: Nero...that is a clone wars Juggernaut! How..?!

Nero: We found it.

Dominic: You FOUND a war machine?

Nero: Yeah.

Dominic: I...it's just too crazy.

Nero: And big.

Dominic: Yeah that, where the hell am I gonna put it?!

Nero: You know the stuff that makes Ant Man small? It shrinks.

Dominic:*facepalms* Huuuh god... you kids are gonna give me a heart attack one of these days.

Nero: But you do like it right?

Dominic:*sigh* ....yeah it's pretty kick ass. Tell Koro he did a good job.

Nero: Oh he knows Dad..he knows.

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