Dinner with Obito and Ruby

Obito:*panting* Can we rest now Dom?

Dominic: It's only been 25 minutes since we've begun walking

Obito: Yeah but I helped an old lady with heavy bags before I got here

Dominic: You and your old women. Is that a fetish for you?

Obito: Hey screw you!

Ruby: Guys come on stop fighting! Look there's a nice tree we can relax and eat by

Obito: Oh man this stuff looks so good~!

Dominic: Thank you Ruby

Ruby:*smiles* No problem! Now eat up you two

Obito:*gobbling up his food*

Dominic: Slow down you're gonna choke

Obito: Mno I'm nu-*cough*

Ruby:*pats his back* Slow your roll Obito

Obito:*clears his throat* Thank you

Dominic:*chuckles* Stupid fool

Obito: Ah shadup

Ruby:*smile* You two are like an old married couple

Dominic: Oh shush

Obito: Hey Dom can I talk to you for a second?

Dominic: You are

Obito: Alone. Over there.

Dominic:*shrug* Don't eat dessert without us Ruby

Ruby:*already trying to eat the cookie cake* Aww!!

Obito and Dominic walk down the hill out of earshot of Ruby

Dominic: What do you want to tell me?

Obito:*clears his throat* ........*gets on his knees crying* PLEASE DON'T TELL RUBY I WAS TRYING TO KISS A PHOTO OF HER!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!

Dominic: Ah!! Get off me!

Obito: PLEASE MAN I'LL DO ANYTHING!!

Dominic: Okay! Okay! Fine. Here is my demands.

Obito:*wipe his eyes*

Dominic:*smirk* You have to let me date Ruby~

Obito:*eyes dialate as glass breaking is heard*

Dominic: Yes~ How dastardly~

Obito: You suck!! I'll never let you date her!! She's not even your age!!

Dominic: That's not my problem hehehe~

Obito: I'm gonna get to her first! With my kind heart and smoothe charm~

Dominic: Uh huh. You do that.

Obito: May the best man win!

Dominic:*smile and shakes his hand*

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