Ruby's birthday!


Dante: Dude you fucked up

Dominic: FUCK YOU!! USING THE SUPER DRAGON BALLS MADE ME LOSE TRACK OF TIME. I also lost Black so...

Goku Black:*in Dom's body* I will destroy that ningen!!!

Dante: Yeah well you got everything?

Dominic: Family, friends, dead family, cake, cookies, roses, ice cream, yeah that's about it.

Hestia: She's coming!!

Eva: Turn off the lights!

Nero:*turns off the lights*

Ruby:*walks in* Huh? I thought we were all going to go trick or treating?

Sora: I guess not.

Ruby: Aww..but Nero told me Dom had some SUPER special ultra awesome costume.

Dominic:*glares at Nero*~ Why did I do that? He can't see me~

The lights turn on

All: SURPRISE!!!

Ruby: AAAHH!!! GOKU BLACK!!! DIE!!!

Dominic: Oh shit wait!!

BLAM!!

Dominic: Huh? Phew...guess she missed and where is my left arm?

Nero: Welcome to the club dad.

Dominic: ..........

Ruby: S-sorry Dom. Nice costume...hehe..

Trish: Yeah, "costume"

Dominic: Fuck...off...

Ruby: So...surprise party....yay~

Dante: Yeah. Dude give her your gift.

Dominic: Right. Well it's not a ki scythe.

Ruby: Aww!

Dominic: But it is a scythe

Ruby: WHOA!!

Dominic: Yes Nero and I worked all night on this design.

Nero: The recoil output is reduced and more ammo can be put into the clip. The metal we used is titanite so..have fun.

Ruby: I LOVE IT!!

Eva: That's wonderful!

Dominic: Now....take me to the hospital...*faints*

Summer: Oh...uh....I'll get the car.

Nero: I got his arm.

Ruby: I'll come with you guys. I did do this.

They all leave. Though it wasn't the best birthday ever, it was still one that will be remembered

Goku Black: Hey what about my body!?

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