Twins:*running around trying to prepare for tomorrow*

Dante:*hyperventilating* Dude! Netta and Blake are gonna ride my dick like Santa on his sleigh on Christmas Eve!

Dominic: Same here! Oh god and I have more girls to think about too man!

Dante: Oh dude we are so fucked!!

Nero: Uhh..am I interrupting something here?

Dominic: Ah Nero, excellent! I need you to tell your brothers and sisters to distract your mothers tomorrow for as long as they can! Got it?

Nero: Okay. On one condition..

Dante: Oh boy...

Nero:*smirks* I want 20 percent on the next job plus the rights to say I killed the demon alone.

Dominic: Fine whatever! Just make sure you stall them long enough to get everything ready!

Black: Mortal! Come out here!

Dominic: Oh my-*walks out* What!?

Black: Your mail keeps getting mixed up with mine and I'm getting really nettled about it!

Dominic: I don't give a fuck Black. I need to get everything ready for tomorrow or else my penis is going to become a deflated balloon

Black: Ah yes...Valentine's Day..how quaint for you mortals to have such a holiday. Well I bid you good luck. You'll need it. Maybe I can tag in during the scuttle? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dominic: Like hell I would...but if you had a wig...

Black: AHAHA- Oh nono I'm not sinning with you tomorrow mortal. I have better things to do

Dominic: What? Play FighterZ and yell out "Once you Goku Black you never go back mortal scrub!!" 

Black: Sh-shut up!!

Dominic:*goes inside*

Zamasi:*holding something*

Dominic: What in gods name is that?

Zamasi: I dildo...

Dominic: Wh-why do you-

Zamasi: For tomorrow~*licks her lips* Yum~

Dominic: Oh my god I married sexual deviants..

Dante:*runs past Dom* Ahhh!! It's not Valentine's Day yet!!

Blake:*runs past with no shirt or bra* I don't care! Come here now!!

Austin: No you see why I wanted to take over the world?

Xicor: Besides you seeing my father stab your crush and then find out she was with his child?

Austin: Yeah that too..I actually have a date though

Xicor: Oh me too. Ever seen Berserk? It's that winged lady who covers herself with her wings.

Austin: No shit? Mine's the girl who was obsessed with Sasuke.

Xicor: Well good luck man

Austin: You too

Dominic:*gets dragged away* AAAAHH!!

Hestia: I'm not waiting till tomorrow!!

Kids:*leave the house* 

Nero: Not dealing with that today. I'd rather lose another arm than listen to my dads screams again.

Eren: Yeah this is the one day I don't really like.

Koro:*cleans his glasses* Indeed it is

Sora: I think I love this day most of all~ So much lust~

Koro:*chops her head* Calm down

Sora:*sticks her tongue at him* Nyeuh~!!