Dominic:*sleeping*

BOOM!!

Dominic:*wakes up and runs downstairs* What was that?! Are we under attack!? Nero grab your gun and-!

Dominic turns on the lights and Alucard was in a chair with Santa's corpse at his feet

Alucard:*sighs* Before you start..

Dominic: Jesus Christ...

Alucard: Okay! Before. You. Start.

Dominic: HOLY SHIT!!

Alucard: Would you care for me to explain!?

Dominic: OH YES ALUCARD! I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHY YOU'VE SHOT AND KILLED FATHER CHRISTMAS!!!

Alucard: He startled me..

Dominic: ....HE STARTLED YOU!?

Alucard: He..startled..me!

Dominic: Oh well I guess he should just apologize!

Alucard: Well it's going to be kind of hard, 'cause you know...I shot him.

Dominic: Brilliant! So what are we supposed to do!?

Alucard:*sighs and stands up* Well! I guess I have to save Christmas.

Hestia:*comes in* What's going on?

Dominic: Go back to bed Hestia..

Hestia: Why is Alucard-

Dominic: GO BACK TO BED!!

Hestia: God, fine! You're not getting any of this tonight then!

Hestia goes back to the room and slams the door

Alucard:*stripping Santa* Yup. No other options..

Dominic: How about ANY other option? ANY AT ALL!?

Alucard:*puts on Santa's coat* No use trying to put the breaks on this! It's going down.

Dominic: ........You planned this

Alucard: What?

Dominic: You planned this! I know you did.

Alucard: Psh-! You honestly don't trust me!?

Dominic: Your Instagram feed begs to differ..

Seras, Sora, Dante and Trish come in wearing festive outfits

Seras: Master! The Sleigh has been secured! 

Sora: Unfortunately Vixen died and....oh...

Dominic: .....

Alucard: ..You won't believe how cheap those costumes were

Dominic:*inhales deeply*

Alucard: I stole them.

Dominic: ALU-!

Alucard: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!!!!