Before the harem, Dominic was...a very pathetic loner living in his big house alone. With his robot companions who were trying to get their master out of the house for a while and into a girls arms instead of possibly being at the end of a shotgun barrel. But oh how hard it would be for them to get Dominic a date.

Rumble:*clicking away on a computer*

Frenzy: Okay, the boss is gonna be here any minute. We gotta set him up with a woman on this dating website before he sees us!

Rumble: I got it! Alright. What should we put in his profile?

Frenzy: Uhhh...uhh...

Dominic: How about, "very angry"?

Frenzy: Nah, that-dyahahaha!!

Rumble: L-L-L-Lord Dominic! We..we thought you weren't going to be here for another ten minutes!

Dominic: I can fly.

Frenzy/Rumble: Oh...

Dominic:*sigh* What are you two doing?

Rumble: We're....looking..at....porn?

Dominic:*raises and eyebrow*

Frenzy:*facepalm* Uhh..! We're tryin' to set you up with a gal to get you out of the house.

Dominic: No. I have no need for companionship.

Frenzy: You've cuddled with Ravage for the third week in a row, sir.

Dominic: That's different!

Rumble: Is it?

Dominic: Ugh! Fine! What are you even writing about on that website?

Rumble: Oh..all good things! Uh..strong!

Frenzy: Smart.

Rumble: Tall!

Dominic: Uh huh. And you're certain this will get me a female companion?

Frenzy/Rumble:*shrug*

Dominic:*sigh* Whatever. Let's see how this goes.

Rumble: We just need one more thing~!

Frenzy: A picture of you to put on your profile!

Dominic: Okay? Do you just snap a photo of me right here?

Rumble: No! It's gotta be one that shows the men and women who you are!

Dominic: Men?

Frenzy: What? You want to have options, right?

Dominic: Whatever. Just take whatever pictures you think will work.

Rumble:*takes out a camera* It's time for a photo shoot~!

Dominic: Are we done?

Rumble: Yeah...I just don't know which one we should use.

Frenzy: We'll use them all and see which one gets us a match!

A few minutes of pacing back and forth with replacing the profile pic with another picture, Dominic was at his limit with his patience and let out a disgruntled sigh.

Dominic: Argh! This is stupid! I'm not even certain that-!

Ding!

Rumble: Got one!

Dominic: I stand corrected...

Timeskip-

Dominic was sat down at a table in a diner waiting for his supposed "date" to show up.

Dominic:*sigh* This is ridiculous...it better not be someone I know. Oh god, what if it is?