Dante:*wakes up and looks around* This.. isn't my home...this isn't my ca-who's car am I in? Where the hell..??

Dean: Alright Sammy I got you decaf and-who the hell are you?

Dante: Oh shhit-*rubs his eyes* hey 2004, can you tell me where I am.

Dean: You're in my car jackass!

Dante: Yeah. What state!

Dean: Colorado!

Dante: What!? Oh my g-do you have a phone? Urgh!! Where's my-hey where's my sword!

Dean: You walk around with a sword?

Dante: And you drive a fossil.

Dean: Kiss my ass snow white!

Dante: Uh huh. Hey while you're at it duck.

Dean: What?

Dante: Duck!!

Dean drops down as Rebellion came flying into Dante's hand

Dean: What the-! How did you-How is...what are you! Some kinda demon? A god?

Dante: Not sure. Uhh..half demon.

Dean:*throws holy water at him*

Dante: Yeah I never really understood why that doesn't work. It scares others but it bugs me.

Dean: Yeah that's nice and all but where's Sam?!

Dante: Well if I woke up here. Then your Sammy is-

Sam:*wakes up panting* Why does it smell like pizza?

Dominic:*comes out brushing his teeth*

Sam:*looks at him* Uh..

Dominic:*holds up his hand*

Sam: Hey listen uh..I don't really know what's going on here so if you could just-

Dominic:*spits into a sink*

Sam: Uh hey, sir can-

Dominic: We're about the same age.

Sam: Well then..dude? Can I use you're phone?

Dominic: No.

Sam: What? Why? Why not?

Dominic: My brother is behind on his bills. So no phone.

Sam: You're surprisingly calm about a stranger being in your...shop? House? Shop house?

Dominic: I've seen weirder things at age nine. A random prettyboy in my home isn't that weird.

Sam: Right....I'm sorry, why?

Dominic: You're confused. You need some pie.

Sam: It's-*checks watch* nine thirty.

Dominic: And you don't have a choice.

Sam: Hey man! I'm trying not to freak out here so if you don't tell me what the hell is going on here I'm gonna-!

Dominic body slams Sam to the floor and grabs a gun from the wall and points it at Sam

Dominic: I'll ask again. Would you care for some pie pretty boy?