Starscream:*enters* My Lord. I have the files you asked of me to bring you.

Dominic: Ah, thank you Starscre-what are those?

Starscream: They are my new Jordans sire! I thought I would get something new for my look.

Dominic: Starscream those are fake.

Starscream: What! N-no they're not! That's preposterous! Why would I purchase fake merchandise?

Dominic: I don't know but them J's are fake.

Rumble:*transforms* Geez Starscream. With all your high and mighty talk, I'd have thought you'd pay attention to the quality of shoes you bought.

Starscream: Stuff it welp! Before I throw you off the starboard side!

Rumble: If I'm going out then I'm going out like a legend.*deep breath* HEEEY!! THIS MUH FUCKA GOT FAKE J'S!!!

Starscream: CURSE YOOUUUU!!!