Dominic was sitting outside with a guitar in his hands playing a single note and cursing to himself under his breath when Nero came up from his van

Nero: Dad?

Dominic: Hey son...

Nero: What...what are you doing..?

Dominic: I'm trying to write a song for your mother for our anniversary.

Nero: Oh. Well it's not the most original idea but it's still very nice.

Dominic: Yeah I think I've got it down. Want to hear it?

Nero: Sure.

Dominic: Hey there Hestia I-

Nero: Stop!

Dominic: What? What's wrong?

Nero: Dad. Are you just ripping off "Delila" but replacing every Delila with Hestia?

Dominic: No.....

Nero:*raises an eyebrow*

Dominic: Yes...look writing a song is hard!!

Nero: You can't seriously think mom wouldn't know that song is plagiarized right?

Dominic: Well I have to think of something! Spending a week with me isn't enough!

Nero: Well then take her traveling! Go to somewhere beautiful like Paris or Rome!

Dominic: No I'm actually banned from Paris and I despise the Roman people. They know what they did...

Nero: I'm not even gonna ask. Then uh...go to Atlas?

Dominic: I'd be shot on sight.

Nero: Vale?

Dominic: On sight.

Nero: H-

Dominic: Anywhere you were going to say I will be shot on sight.

Nero:*sigh* Jesus Christ dad..

Dominic: Well maybe I can find somewhere to go.

Nero: Well good luck father. Oh and if you replace yourself with a clone there's nowhere you could hide from mom.

Dominic: I know that. And I'm not that stupid Nero.

Nero walks inside the house leaving Dominic outside by himself. He then plays a single note of a song.

Nero: That's Roxanne!

Dominic:*smashes the guitar* Go fuck yourself..