Lois: Good evening Metropolis and hello to the world I'm Lois Lane of the Daily Planet and we're here bringing you and Insider look on KaibaCorp. The multimillion dollar corporation that specializes in high end entertainment technology and advancements in the Duel Monsters card game. With me today is one of the three Co-owners of KaibaCorp, Dominic Sparda.

Dominic: Happy to be here Ms.Lane

Lois: Now, Mr.Sparda, what can you tell us about the rumors of KaibaCorp developing a device that is connected to your brain stem to play duels without the need of a device strapped to your arm.

Dominic: Well Lois, with how we test our products I'd have to say that it will take time for us to release said project but I can assure you it will not cause any harm to our consumers of said product.

Lois: Uh huh. What can you tell us about your relationship with Seto Kaiba? How does someone who isn't related to him become a co-owner of the company?

Dominic: Well I went to highschool with him and neither him or I had many friends there. Mainly because we were self centered pricks. I've also given him some ideas that practically saved the company from lawsuits and bankruptcy.

Lois: Like what?

Dominic: Well first of all, I told him to NOT build his Duel Academy on an island with an active volcano on it.

Lois: Seems like that would be something he would know he shouldn't be doing.

Dominic: Seto does a lot of things many would say are.... unethical. I mean I'm the one who tests all the inventions because I can heal from them.

Lois: Must be quite a paycheck Kaiba is paying you to keep you as a part of his staff.

Dominic: Oh it is. It keeps a roof over my head and my children fed.

Lois: Yes, if I may, how many children do you have?

Dominic: How many minutes are in a day?*laugh*

Lois:*chuckle*

Dominic: Ah but in all seriousness I have a hard time remembering that.

Lois: Ah a party boy aren't you~?

Dominic: Ya got me. But I could never say no to a pretty face. And that's bitten me in the behind more than once.*waves at the camera* Hi Ember! Please stop trying to kill me in my sleep!

Lois: Wow, talk about a dysfunctional family.

Dominic: Yeah it gets a a little wild at my house. But we love each other very much. We stick like glue to one another.

Lois:*smile* That's sweet~

Dominic: Did you have any other questions to ask me?

Lois: Yes actually I've had some of these on my mind and I kinda wanted to know your answer.

Dominic: Well go ahead I've got time.

Lois: Does being a king of Hell and of a warrior race get hard?

Dominic: Well it's like raising children except you need to have a very firm grip on your seat of power. Loosen it just a little and they start to walk all over you.

Lois: And your army, why still call the Deceptions the Deceptions?

Dominic: Because the image of good will and peace is just a folley that only fools believe. We bring peace through conquest to those who we see deserve it. If we are asked to aid a cause we decide to aid them. But we never attack first. Call us villains, we don't care. We just love our job~

Lois: Hm. Now I know this is just a romor but do you have a child with renown huntress Ruby Rose?

Dominic:*runs away*

Lois: Well...that's all the time Mr.Sparda has for us folks. Tune in next week where we interview Prince Vegeta on what he thinks about his planet and people being resurrected and taken over by Dominic Sparda Goodnight.*looks outside* Wow. He cleared through the building and he's in the parking lot. He's in his car...okay...and he just slammed into Clark's car. Somebody better tell him. Ouch. Wait are we still live?