A young woman drew a circle in the ground with chalk and lit multiple candles, setting them around the circumference of the circle. She then bows her head and starts chanting something in an ancient language with the circle growing brighter in a red glow

Woman: Oh dark lord. Bring yourself into corporeal form and bring your wrath onto this world!

The lights grew brighter and brighter as if the sun was in the room until...they died out. The room was dark for a minute until a sound shook the woman up

Dominic: AH!!

Dominic stood up, face full of shaving cream and razor in hand which he used as a weapon

Dominic: Who wants it!? Come on!!

Woman: D-dark Lord?

Dominic: Huh! Say that again?

Woman: Y-you're the dark lord?

Dominic: Oh my god! Seriously! You....augh!! Why?! What do you want!! I was in the middle of doing something you know!

Woman: I-I see that but I thought-

Dominic: You THOUGHT?! Obviously not! What kind of person summons the devil and thinks:"Oh yeah this is normal". Like what the hell!? Where even am I?

Woman: You're in my sanctum of-

Dominic: Your basement cool. Where bitch!! What state! Country!

Woman: Ferguson, Missouri.

Dominic: OH MY GOD! YOU INBRED FUCK! Now I gotta fly for like four hours just to get home! Ugh. I gotta call my wife. I was taking five minutes to shave while my daughter watches some TV and now I gotta tell her to get out of work so our daughter doesn't accidentally swallow a damn tide pod! Cause kids are dumb!

Woman: You have a wife and daughter? I thought Satan would have a son that would end the world.

Dominic: No that's a myth and Satan is dead and so is God so I'm taking place of king of hell.*sighs* This day was going so well...God I hate cultists. Sacrificing virgins or sheep or killing themselves for me. It's not good on my conscience! Christ!