Drunk Drive thru

After a night of drinking, Dante and Dominic pull up to a fast food restaurant and order some late night munchies. Once they pull out of the parking lot, Dominic checks the bag

Dominic: Tch. Brooo they put cheese on my fuckin cheeseburger..

Dante: No fucking way they did dude..

Dominic: They diiiid~ Look~

Dante:*scoffs* Man...

Dante swerves out of oncoming traffic and pulls into the drive thru again

Dante: Hey hey you-y-y-you tell them I'm.. Imma.. Imma take a leak..

Dante falls out of the car and starts peeing himself on the floor

Dominic: Hey!

Cashier: Hi what can I get for you tonight air?

Dominic: Hey why did you guys put cheese on my cheeseburger?

Cashier: I'm sorry sir what-

Dominic: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! IMMA COME IN THERE AND SHOOT YO ASS!!

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