Dominic: Leone I know we've been going steady for a while and I want to take our relationship to the next level.

Leone: Yes! Does that mean you'll finally do me?

Dominic: In due time, but first I need to read you a list of warnings. Now if you catch any red flags you are more than welcome to leave at any time and I will not hold any grudge against you.

Leone: Sounds good!

Dominic:*puts on glasses* Okay. Frequent night terrors.

Leone: That's fine. Soldiers get those a lot as do others with PTSD.

Dominic: Hm. Random bouts of anger. Meaning that sometimes I my switch gets flipped for any reason and I lash out. It's a problem I am working on.

Leone: At least you're working on bettering yourself.

Dominic: Mhm. Please do not scare me because I teleport randomly when I get spooked and I could end up in a wall.

Leone: Huh?

Dominic: Yeah it's happened twice and Dante has had to pay for new walls and Patty has chiseled me out of them.

Leone: Well that's not...too weird.

Dominic: Also sometimes when I sneeze too hard I involuntarily transform into my devil trigger. It just happens, Dante and I don't know why.

Leone: Uh...

Dominic: Oh and I'm only telling you this so if we ever get betrothed you won't sue me for causing you harm. I would and CAN omit this for cruel intentions.

Leone: O... Kay?

Dominic: Oh and sometimes for some reason when I ejaculate I transform into my devil trigger for no reason. Maybe it has something to do with my brain thinking I want to transform but I don't know yet.

Leone: Ooh~ sounds hot~

Dominic: HOT?! Well maybe this relationship can work out~

Leone: Aww~ I knew you liked me~

Dominic:*goofy giggle* Ya got me~ Okay now fight the demons.

Leone: Wait what?

Dominic:*throws her outside and locks the door*

Leone: Uhh...

Demon:*roars*

Leone:*starts pounding on the door*