(Kamui)

Dominic: Stand back Dante! I'm gonna use my latest technique on this devil bastard which will obliterate him in a single glance!

Dante: If you think it'll work then do it!!

Dominic: Right! Prepare yourself demon!

Dominic: Ha!! Cum All Over Me!!

Dante: Ay whoa whoa whoa!

Demon: Whoa whoa whoa!

Dominic: What?

Dante: That cannot be the name of that attack.

Demon: Yeah what the eff man?

Dominic: But that's what the super secret ninja scroll Zuwon gave me said it was called!

Dante: I think he played your ass.

(Rasengan)

Dominic: Quick Naruto! Pull out your Rasengun and shoot his ass!

Naruto: Yeah!! I'm gonna- wait what did you just say?

Dominic: Use your Rasengun and shoot Itachi! Quick before he gets away!

Naruto: It's called the Rasengan Dominic.

Dominic: Oh...so you don't have a gun on you?

Naruto: No...

(Amaterasu)

Dominic: Sasuke. You should know that your pathetic black flames won't work on someone like me.

Sasuke: That's an interesting theory son of Sparda. Let's test it!

Dominic: Ha! Your Ate My Ass flames won't even be able to touch me!

Sasuke: That's what- wait what?

Dominic: What?

Sasuke: Hold on repeat that!

Dominic: What?

Sasuke: Say that again!

Dominic: Ate My Ass?

Sasuke: That! It's not Ate My Ass! It's Amaterasu!

Dominic: Look I don't understand these mind games your playing Saucepan but it won't work!

Sasuke: Good God I didn't think I would find anyone stupider than Naruto.

Dominic: Hey fuck you I'm not from Jupiter!

Sasuke: MMMMMM!!!

(Susanoo)

Madara: What will you do now boy? Now that you face the power of a god?

Dominic: I don't care what you call yourself Mad At Gaara! But your Crescendo is no match for my power!

Madara: ..........is this a bit or are you that retarded?

Dominic: I think I have brain damage.

Madara: I can see that.

Dominic: Yeah I say words but they come out different from what I'm thinking.

(Uzumaki)

Dominic: So you're telling me there's a clan that made Uzi's? Amazing.

Dante: I swear to God I'm gonna put you down like an old cat. And it won't be sad!

(Vegeta)

Dante: So what classes do you have with?

Dominic: I have this teacher named Virginia.

Dante: I don't think that's right.

Dominic: No it says his name right here! See? Vagina. Prince of all Salads.

Dante:*groans*

(Vergil)

Dominic: Finally. I made it. Now it's just your and me, Virgin. Give me the Yamato.

Vergil: If you want-.......what?

Dominic: I said relinquish the Yamato to me Virgin!

Vergil:*confused* Are you trying to provoke me?

Dominic: I'm trying to kick your sorry ass Virgin!

Vergil: Say Ver.

Dominic: What?

Vergil: Just say Ver!

Dominic: Ver.

Vergil: Gil.

Dominic: Gil.

Vergil: Vergil.

Dominic: Vergil.

Vergil: See? That isn't a hard name to say.

Dominic: You're being delusional Virginity!