Dante flips through a page on the magazine he was reading

Dante: Hm. What's your opinion on short girls?

Dominic: Hm. I don't know, what's your opinion on not asking me dumb questions?

Dante: Gonna have to think on that one.

The doorbell rings and Dominic gets up to look through the peekhole outside and he sees Team RWBY along with others with bags and snacks in hand

Dominic: OH SHIT! PEOPLE! PEOPLE WE KNOW!! PEOPLE WE KNOW KNOW WHERE WE LIVE!!

Dante: NOO!!! HOW MANY?!

Dominic: WHO CARES!! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Dante: DO YOU THINK YELLING IS HELPING US?!

Dominic: NO!!

Dante: AH!

Dominic: AH!

Dante: AAH!!

Both: AAAAHH!!!

Thriry minutes later

Yang: Huh, you know I expected your house to be...a house.

Dante:*low growl*

Akeno: Dominic can you lead me to your room? I don't want to get lost on the way there~ I'm so clumsy~

Dominic: I wanna die..

Yugi: Uhh Dante? Why are there scimitars talking to me?

Dante: Ignore them.

Jaune: So...just pizza is all you eat?

Dominic: It's the only thing this idiot can afford!

Dante: I've lost all taste in my mouth..

Issei: Whoa! Who's the hotty in the red dress~? She's got some nice-

Dante: Finish that sentence and I snap your neck.

Koneko:*curled up in Dante's bed like a cat*

Akame/Kurome:*eating everything in the fridge*

Dante: I hate people...