Dominic set a cup of tea on the kitchen counter and popped open a bottle of whiskey and started pouring the contents into the tea

Kuro: Whoa! Are you pouring whiskey in your tea?

Dominic: No..

Kuro: Dominic I can see you doing it!

Dominic: Okay! So I am. Who cares?

Kuro: I've literally never seen you do this in years. What the hell is going on?

Dominic: Well if you must know..*takes a sip* my wife and I are at an empass and she's not talking to me.

Kuro: So you haven't talked with her?

Dominic:*takes a sip* You know I'm bad at throwing out my feelings.

Kuro: You don't even have to throw your feelings on her. Just say you're sorry and you'll work on yourself.

Dominic: That's the biggest lie I could ever tell her.

Kuro: Well maybe you could start working on yourself by putting down that drink.

Dominic:*takes a sip* Why should I? She's been.. fuckin' Sapphire behind my back and now they have a kid... I've never been so humiliated before!

Kuro: Yeah...you ever thought that maybe she felt lonely because you were always sleeping around?

Dominic: Well sorryyy~! She's not the one that's fucked in the head!

Kuro: Look man, you got me out of a dark place so let me return the favor and help you out.

Dominic: Yeah. Get help from the man with no beating heart! That's a good idea! Ha!

Kuro: And this is why your wife is sleeping with your rival because you don't know how to be a good guy.

Dominic: Good guy? Ha! Would a good guy try to open a portal to hell for his father's power? Would a good guy rip his own son's arm off for more power?

Kuro: Would a bad guy take care of an orphan girl for years and raise her as if she was his own child? You have a heart, you just choose to bury it under all that self loathing.

Dominic: Because it's easier than dealing with my problems! Now go away. Don't you have a joke to make about the Catholic church or some outdated reference to make?

Kuro: No. Just this.

Kuro grabs a pot and smacks Dominic in the face with it knocking him to the floor unconscious

Kuro: You shouldn't have tested me. I don't fuck around. Now..let's fix your marriage.

Kuro drags Dominic into the bathroom and throws him into the shower and turns on the water. The ice cold water immediately wakes Dominic up from his unconscious state

Dominic: Ohh!! Holy! I'm up!

Kuro slaps Dominic in the face leaving a red mark on his cheek

Dominic: Ow! What the fuck!?

Kuro picks Dominic up by his throat and begins throttling him

Kuro: Listen here you albino fuck! Your wife spends all day cleaning this house and all she wants is a freaking thank you! She wants to be loved and touched by you! She's not asking for much! AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA LIE DOWN AND BE DEPRESSED BECAUSE SHE'S WITH HER EX!!? BE A MAN! TAKE HER BACK!! YOU'RE THE SON OF SPARDA AND YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOUR FUCKING THREE!!

Dominic:*choking*

Kuro: Oh right.

Letting Dominic go, Kuro takes a deep breath and kneels down to his friends eye level

Kuro: She's your wife Dominic. Act like it. And spend some God damn time with her.

Dominic:*cough* You're right! Please don't do that again.*gasp* Why are your hands so freaking big!! It's like two eels wrapping around my neck!

Kuro: Hurtful but not untrue. Now go get your wife!

Dominic: Yes! I am a man!!!

Dominic runs out of the bathroom and down the hall to his room where Hestia was crying under the covers of their bed when he suddenly knocked the door down

Hestia: AAH!!

Dominic: Hestia I've come to apologize!

Hestia: Why did you break down the door for!?

Dominic: I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little drunk still. But not drunk enough to forget my feelings for you!

Hestia:*sigh* What are you doing Dominic?

Dominic: What has to be done. Hestia I hated you during our younger years but when you found me, I eventually grew to love you. You know...when V and Urizen merged back into me...I never threw away any of our memories together. I couldn't stomach forgetting a single moment of our life together. Not a single one.

Hestia: Prove it.

Dominic: On June 18th during highschool you were listening to the Backstreet boys. You hid the fact you were listening to them because you were scared of others finding out you liked human music.

Hestia: I still love them...

Dominic: And I still love you. I've let you slip away from me for too long. Now I want to regain what we had so long ago Hestia. I want you Hestia. And this ring that you cursed so I can never take it off proves it.

Dominic starts to chuckle to himself about his predicament with his wedding ring

Hestia: Hehe~ I'm sorry about that. I wish Hephaestus told me how to remove the curse but...I was in a hurry.

Dominic: It's fine. Not like I'd ever remove it anyways.

Hestia: Dominic. Are you sure we can make this work still?

Dominic: I'll try as hard as I can to be there for you Hestia. In sickness and in health. You're my wife and nothing will ever change that. And also because your my eternal one up on Sapphire.

Hestia: You two have to stop fighting over me.

Dominic: Not until he admits defeat.

Hestia: You know he won't.

Dominic: I know. But as long as I still wear this ring. I win. And he knows that. And that's all I need.

Hestia: God you're so despicable. But that's one of the reasons I fell for you.

Dominic: Are you sure it wasn't for my looks?

Hestia: Pff! You dress like you're stuck in 1870 and 1960.

Dominic: Says the woman dressed in a single cloth piece.

Hestia: I do not! And besides, you know you love it when the wind picks it up and shows my everything~

Dominic: Ohoho~ My love if you keep talking like that I won't be able to keep my hands off you~

Hestia: Try me big guy~

Dominic: Okay then. The gloves are coming off~

Dominic slides off his gloves and rubs his hands together with a grin on his face

Hestia:*giggle* Jackpot~