Dominic angrily storms into the office of the CEO of KaibaCorp, Seto Kaiba and slams down an object onto his desk

Kaiba: Dominic! What gives you the right to-

Dominic: Shut it! If you say one more word I SWEAR TO GOD I will blow up this whole building! You know I can survive it Seto! YOU KNOW IT!

Kaiba: ....

Dominic: Now, what..the fuck..is this?

Kaiba: It's one of our products. Why do you ask?

Dominic: Why do I-*chuckle* why do-why do I ask? Haha-IT'S A BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON VIBRATOR KAIBA!!

Kaiba: Yes we are expanding our horizons to different products for everyone.

Dominic: Oh yeah it's for everyone! You know I travel by portal right? Sometimes I get the trajectory off and ya know, maybe I'll be outside my house or I accidentally teleport into one of my children's rooms. Yeah it's awkward because they're either changing or with their boyfriend or girlfriend. Yeah...so I walked out of a portal into my daughter's room and uh..SAW HER PLEASURING HERSELF WITH THIS THING!!

Kaiba: Then she's a valued customer and will be happy with our next items in current development.

Dominic: I'm sorry you have OTHER'S!?

Kaiba: Yes.

Seto turns his computer monitor to Dominic and starts flipping through image files in his computer

Dominic: Seto. I'm gonna be brief with this because I know you're busy. I just saw the millennium necklace.. around a man's cock.

Kaiba: Yes it's our Millennium Pleasure Ring.

Dominic: Seto. WHAT THE FUCK!? We're an R&D company for a children's trading card game! We can't be making sex toys! Kids aren't gonna use these and I don't want them too! Where do you even sell these!

Kaiba: Retail stores.

Dominic: MC-FUCKING WHAT!? So you're saying if I go to the Target down the street and look for them minutes I'm gonna find someone buying a-a-a-Red Eyes Black Dragon butt plug?

Kaiba: No.

Dominic: Oh thank God...

Kaiba: We haven't shipped those out yet.

Dominic:*growls and shouts* AAAH!! Seto! Buddy! Is Rose not like giving you the one two as much or something? Is that it? Are you trying to catch her attention? BECAUSE YOU'VE CAUGHT MINE!!!

Kaiba: You're being ridiculous.

Dominic: I'M BEING- OHHHH!! Kaiba I can see a Dark Magician Girl dildo on your screen! What's next? You're gonna make a R rated version of Duel Monsters?

Kaiba: We're not developing such a thing.

Dominic: Okay.

Kaiba: Because we already have.

Dominic:*slaps the desk* Okay! The only reason I don't quit is because Akame and Kurome eat everything but the kitchen sink in under a week! I'm gonna pretend this never happened! Okay? Okay. Good!!

Dominic turns around and walks to the door but stops and turns and points at Kaiba

Dominic: And if the next time I'm at a 7-11 and I see Blue Eyes and Red Eyes condoms in the medicine isle, I'm personally escorting you to HELL!!

Kicking down the door, Dominic storms off red faced and steaming from the ears down to the lobby where a news broadcast was on TV

Reporter: Reports say that the island of Patch as well as the kingdom of Atlas have been wiped out by an unknown force. No survivors have been found so far and we here at channel 43 pray for the families that were lost that day.

Dominic: Well at least I can smile at one thing today.

Reporter: On a lighter note, Dominic Sparda, face of KaibaCorp and leader of the para military group the Decepticons has taken yet another loss when an image of him in a not so flattering angle was posted onto the internet. Let's have a look.

Dominic: I'm walking into oncoming traffic man....