Teacher: Class we have another new student.

Dante: Huh wonder who it could be.

Dominic: Quit lying to yourself you don't care.

Dante: Huh. You are absolutely right.

Teacher: Ms.Dominique?

???: It's just Dom.

Dante:*poking Dominic* Hey.

Dominic: No.

Dante: Hey get your face out of you book and peek your peepers on this.

Dominic: On wh-!

Dominic:*stands up* What!?

Dom: Huh!?

Dominic/Dom: What kind of trick is this!? Stop copying me!

Dante: I gotta say you look good in a skirt. Really bring out your hips~

Dominic/Dom: Silence! Again with the copying! Cease this at once!

Dante: Hahaha! This is gold! You're like actual twins! Oh man! Oh! My sides!

Dominic: This is not funny! This is some...ploy! By a demon or something!

Dante: Yeah a ploy by a demon. What are we? The power rangers where the bad guys teleport us into an evil game show?

Dom: God you're both idiots!

Dante: Hey you're a gender swapped version of him so you just called yourself an idiot.

Dom:*whisper* Damn!

Dominic:*scoff* You embarrass us by falling for that.

Dom: Oh shut up Mr.I wear dress boots to school!

Dominic: Uh! I refuse to wear what passes for footwear these days! And you can't diss me because you're wearing heels!

Dom: It's called style. Something a dunce like you doesn't know anything about.

Dominic: Why you...little...

Dante: Well this is gonna be a interesting year. Though this does beg the question: how many versions of us are there?