Dante:*eating his second box of pizza*

Blake: Ugh, Dante can't you eat anything else? You're going to get diabetes or something from eating all that junk.

Dante:*holds Rebellion with one hand* Pick this up and I'll stop.

He throws Rebellion at her feet while stuffing his face with another slice of pizza

Blake:*sigh* If I do this, will you really stop eating that junk.

Dante: Swear on my mother's grave.

Blake: Alright.

Blake grabs the sword from the grip and pulls up with all her strength but barely lifts the cross guard off the floor before dropping the sword panting

Dante: Ooh~ so close. Want to try again?

Blake: Shut up! I'm only trying to help you live longer.

Dante: Blake that thing weighs over a hundred pounds. I burn calories by picking it up.

Blake: I just...ugh I worry Dante! Okay!

Dante: I know Blakey I know. It's just you don't have to worry about me. I mean I'm me! Besides if you're worried about MY diet then you should see what my oh so caring brother eats. Rice and water. It's no mystery why he was so skinny in highschool.

Blake: Do you think he still eats like that?

Dante: With how he looks right now, I don't think so.

Dominic:*eating from a box of cookies*

Hestia: Dom you have to stop eating like that.

Dominic:*stops then looks at her* No.