Multiverse of Morons

Dominic entered a convenience store and walks to the cold drinks in the backs and grabs a water and closes the door and when he turns around, he sees another Dominic standing in front of him with junk food in his arms

Dominic: ....

Dominic: ....

Dominic: Pregnant wife?

Dominic: Yeah.

Dominic: What's her name?

Dominic: Ruby.

Dominic: Oh so she's your wife how nice.*rolls his eyes*

Dominic: I'm detecting sarcasm.

Dominic: Careful it's learning.

???: You've got to be kidding me.

The two look and see yet *another* Dominic but he was in a work blazer wearing glasses

Dominic: Where do you come from?

Dominic: I work for KaibaCorp in Domino City.

Dominic: Wow I know *both* of your wives personally. Well versions of them but I digress.

Dominic: She's pregnant with our twins and I'm nervous.

Dominic: Trust me, childbirth is hard on both of you but it'll be alright.

Dominic: And where do you come from?

Dominic: Here. Believe it or not. You're human, you and I are half demon

Dominic: Demons?

Dominic: Yes demons. Is that so hard to believe?

Dominic: With the things I've seen as a child I'd believe in anything.

Suddenly, Nelo Angelo rises from behind the shelves

Dominic: Oh God don't tell me your wife is pregnant too!

Nelo:*shakes his head and holds out a bag of doughnuts*

Dominic: What is that thing?

Dominic: Something I'd like to forget.

Dominic: Hm, you know if there's multiple versions of us, we have to figure out who's the best.

Dominic: Obviously I am.

Dominic: I'm staying out of this mess.

Twenty minutes ago by and then multiple Dominic's start arguing outside at who's the better version of each other while the one everyone knows is standing on the sidelines drinking an ICEE on the sidewalk

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