Vante: Brother. Together we'll make their lives hell.

???: Trust me, I've already got a plan for them. But we're not naming me Dergil. I swear to Satan.

Vante: Hehehe haha I'll call you that in my head then. So what will be your name my dear little brother?

???: Just call me..Black for now.

Vante: Okay Black. We'll call you that for now. By the way, have you met my lovely wife?

Black:*whistle* She is a BEAUT!

Vante: Discarded memories molded into an image I find delicious

Black: What's her name?

Vante: She is my little Lila.

Black: Lila? Huh, woulda thought you'd come up with something more unique. Like a flower of some kind.

Vante: This coming from the man named Black.

Black: Don't push it asshole. Hehehe~

Vante: Oh I think we are gonna get along just fine dear brother. And we will carve our way through this world and dominate it! As the TRUE sons of Sparda!

Black: I like that sound of that!

Vante: Now all we have to do is find those idiots and take their places.

Black: Easier said than done. They could be anywhere.

In the 9 circles of hell

Dante: Ha!

Dominic: Yah!!

Dante: Woohoo!!

Dominic: Kneel before me!

Both: Jackpot!!

Dante: Ah yeah I needed this! Killin' devils with my bro! What could be better?

Dominic: Oh I'd say a good book and a stiff drink in the other.

Dante:*buzzer noise* Wrong! How about a stiff drink in one hand...and a hot babe in the other!

Dominic: We're both married Dante. Happily I might add.

Dante: Has that ever stopped you?

Dominic: Point taken. So..what next?

Dante: Take a break. Pizza?

Dominic: It's always pizza with you.

Dante: Hey when you can't decide, pizza it is.

Dominic: Express elevator back home going up!

Dominic cuts open a portal and the twins walk through and exit it into Devil May Cry

Dante: Ah~ home sweet home~

Dante slams his palm on his desk causing the phone to fly up into the air and catch it with ease

Dante: Still got it~

BEEP

BEEP

BOOP

Dante: Heller~ Domino's it's Dante again. Can I get an extra large pizza please? No olives and lots of sausage please

Dominic: Actually can you get olives and anchovies for me?

Dante: No way dude! Olives suck! And anchovies!

Dominic: Stop being a child and order the damn pizza!

Dante: Hey I'm the one who's paying for it so I get a say in the matter!

Dominic: You can't even pay your bills! You expect me to believe you can pay for the pizza?

Dominic: How about I ring your kneck out with that cord!?

Dante: How about I give you a knuckle sandwich!?

Dominic: Oh you wanna go!?

Dante: Yeah mother fucker let's go!!

PUNCH!

KICK! PUNCH!

KICK! PUNCH! PUNCH!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Dominic: Oh you son of a-!

Woosh!

Ching!

Slash!

Dante: MOTHER FU-!

Five minutes later...

Dominic:*eating silently*

Dante:*eating silently*