The twins were walking down the street the day after their birthday. Just chilling out with each other on a relaxing walk through a neighborhood

Dante: I tell you man Blake pounced on me like I was a damn fish!

Dominic: Glad you had fun. I got whipped by eight different women before the intercourse.

Dante: Don't be so bashful, you like it.

Dominic: Damn right.

Dante: Hey, whoa look at this.

Dante stops at a house with a "For Sale" sign out front and sighs looking at it from a distance

Dante: This is the kind of house I want to raise a family in. But with everything happening...I don't know if I'm ever gonna leave that dump I call a home.

Dominic: Yes it seems like you'll never afford this beauty of a home. Blake could finally have a library to herself and Bayonetta has a bar.

Dante: Sounds like you've already been inside.

Dominic: No. Just speculation.

Dominic hands Dante a set of keys and looks at the house

Dante: Hm? The hell is this?

Dominic: A gift.

Dante looks at the keys and back to the house. Then again. And again. Then it finally clicks

Dante: NO! NO W- WHAT!? Tell me these are car keys man? Please please tell me!

Dominic:*smile* Happy birthday Dante.

Dante jumps on his brother hugging him as tears started to fall from his eyes

Dante: You son of a bitch! You waited this long to tell me!!

Dominic: It was a surprise. Did it work?

Dante: Fuckin hell yeah it surprised me!

Dante knelt down and wipes the tears from his eyes

Dante:*sniffle* Thank you Dominic. I wish I got you something as good as this.

Dominic: Don't. Seeing you have a home to raise your family in is a gift for myself I could never return.

The two embrace each other in a hug then Dante grabs his phone to tell his wife the news

Dante: Blake? Blake pack your shit! Tell everyone to pack up! Haha!! I just got the gift of my lifetime!! Don't ask! Just pack up the car and wait for me! Wait, Dom was everything you said about the house true?

Dominic: Only the best for my kin.

Dante: You--! HAHAAA!! Blake you're gonna flip when you see what I'm looking at right now! Oh God baby you're gonna... I --I gotta show you guys!

Dante hung up the call and ran home as fast as he could as Dominic crossed his arms and watched his brother run through traffic to get home

Dominic: What a fool. Ah but he is my fool of a brother. And I can't change that. Not that I would anyways.