At the apex of a fierce battle. The twin sons of Sparda stare down the demon they were hired to kill

Dante: Ain't this a familiar sight, eh Dom?

Dominic: Don't bring up that at a time like this Dante.

Dante: Hey not my fault you never got your fat ass off that throne.

Dominic: Enough! We have a job to do and I'd like to be done with this devil before dinner.

Dante: You mean the damn banquet you have every night?

Dominic: Yes. Now don't get in my way. I want that throne to sit on when I get home.

Dante: Dibs on his sword!

Dominic: Now, let's-

Suddenly Dominic's doppelganger appears

Dante: Gettin' serious huh?

Dominic: N--no I didn't-!

Dante: Well why is it here then?

Dante: Pff!

Dominic:*facepalm* Oh God..

Devil: I am done with your silly games! If you have come to waste my time you have succeeded in-!

Dante: Bitch I'm laughing!

Dante shoots a hole in the demons head, killing it

Dominic: Really?

Dante: Nobody interrupts my laugh. And besides we're so OP we can beat Goku or whatever kids say these days.

Dominic: Conventional firearms can kill him. Just give him a riddle and then pop a .45 in the back of his head.

Dante: That's dark.

Dominic: Fuck you! Now help me drag this home so I can fuck my wife on this.

Dante: Bitchin. Let's rock.

The twins struggle to remove the throne for 10 minutes

Dante: It's--not--budgin!

Dominic: Screw this! I'm calling Nero. He's forklift certified.

Dante: I thought that was a meme.

Dominic: Nope.

Dante: Huh...

A few minutes pass and Nero comes through a portal driving a forklift

Nero: Sup?

Dante: Chair. Home. Thanks.

Nero:*whistles* Pointy. Gonna fuck mom on that?

Dominic: Yes.

Nero: Nice.

Nero back up through the portal with the throne in tow

Dominic: Gonna have Rogue on it too so we can have a little thunder down under partner~

Dante: ....leave the sex puns to me.

Dominic: Whatever.

The twins walk through the portal leaving their job a success as always.