Dante and Dominic were sitting at a lunch table playing Duel Monsters

Dominic: Hmm...

Dante:*waiting*

Dominic:*picks up a card* No no no...hmm maybe? No.

Dante:*groans getting visibily annoyed* Mmmmm!

Dominic:*looks under his set cards* Okay but what if I.....no that won't work.

Dante: Can you hurry up! I'm growing a beard over here waiting for you!

Dominic: I'm sorry but I am making a strategy to utterly destroy you at this children's trading card game.

Dante: What you're doing is stalling.

Dominic: It's not like you have a good hand.

Dante: I have a GREAT hand. Issei tell him how awesome this hand is.

Issei: I don't play card games dude.

Dante:*sets Ivory on the table* You were saying?

Issei:*looks at Dante's hand* Uh wh-what am I looking at?

Dante: Only the most hottest hand in the history of Duel Monsters!

Dominic: Bullshit! You've been pocketing cards all game!

Dante: No I've been hiding them up my sleeve!

Dominic: Ugh! I end my turn!

Dante:*draws* If I win this I get to date your hot ass girlfriend.

Dominic: Which one?

Issei: What!? You already have a harem!?

Dante: Oh did Dom not tell you? He's been getting a lot on the side.

Dominic: Please don't talk about my sex life to the guy with a demon pervert in his hand.

Dante: He's not gonna do anything against the power of the second amendment.

Dominic: ....I feel like God chose your personality by throwing darts at a dart board and he fucking missed and hit the "reject" pile of personalities.

Dante: Fuck you! I fusion summon Red Eyes Dark Dragoon!

Dominic: Hey that card's banned!

Dante: Screw the rules this isn't YCS!

Dominic: Augh! Fine!

Issei: What the heck is going on?

Dante: As Kaiba would say: "Draw your last pathetic card"

Dominic: I'm not replying to that.*draws* I win.

Dante: Bull.

Dominic: I use Ultimate Fusion and fuse my three blue eyes and put them into the deck and I can target your op card to be destroyed.

Dante: Negated.

Dominic: No matter. I can now summon Neo Blue Eyes and I attack your Dragoon for 500 cause of your stupid card getting 1000 every time I activate a card.

Dante: Shit.

Dominic: And one two I win and fuuuck you.

Dante: This bull!

Dominic: I'm just better than you.

Dante: Fuck off!

Dominic: Now if you'll excuse me I'll be having a passionate free period with my girlfriends.

Issei: You still haven't told me who they are man! Come on! Tell me!

Dominic: No. I want to see you squirm in suspense~

Dante: It's Akeno and that Leone chick.

Issei: WHAT!? YOU STOLE AKENO FROM ME!!

Dominic: Smoke bomb!*throws a smoke bomb on the floor*

Issei:*cough* I'll find you Sparda!!

Dominic:*scurrying away in a box but falls down a flight of stairs* AAAAHH!!

Dante: Hehehe~ That never gets old.