Dominic: And I did. Now I can't take off my wedding ring...

Alexander:*sneaking away*

Dominic: Alex.

Alexander: Ah!! Father! You scared me.

Dominic: What do you have in your hands?

Alexander: J-just a book..

Dominic: Just a book?

Alexander: I-it..*sigh* pleas don't tell anyone.

Alexander shows the book to be a Harry Potter novel

Dominic: The Sorcerer's Stone?

Alexander: I know it's witchcraft and nonsense but it's such a good book father! I can't stop reading it!

Dominic:*smile* Hm. It's fine son. Your dad was in Slytherin too.

Alexander: What! You were in the bad dorm?

Dominic: Hell yeah I was. Though I didn't like Malfoy being..a dick. Let's just say after he called that Granger girl a "mudblood" Dante and I gave him a lesson in tolerance.

~flashback to highschool~

Dante/Dominic:*beating up Malfoy*

Dante: Fight back!

Dominic: You like being racist to nice girls bitch!?

Draco: N-no!!

Dominic: You know I used to say no alot and apparently to a certain succubus no meant yes so you mean yes!*kicks him into a toilet stall*

Draco:*sobs* Y-yes?

Dante: Oh so you do like being a prick!

They continue beating up Draco for twenty minutes before leaving the bathroom, with his shoes.

~end of flashback~

Alexander: I don't remember that in the book.

Dominic: We shot him too.

Alexander: What?

Cut to Dante shooting Draco in the toilet stall

Dominic: Well how else are you supposed to get your point across?

Alexander: I don't think shooting him was the right way.

Dominic: Well he stopped being a prick that's for sure.

Alexander: Well...can you do something for me?

Dominic: Sure.

Alexander: Can you take us to get more books?

Dominic: Us?

Alexander: Ed and I. She loves it when I read to her~*hugs the book* She smiles and makes me feel all warm and fuzzy~

Dominic: Ah young love. Sure I'll take you two.

Alexander: Thank you father! God bless you!*runs away*

Dominic:*smiling* He's gonna be so awkward when she asks for sex. And it'll be adorable.