Dominic: Did you know Shadow fucked Eggmans wife?

Dante: He also peed on her. I mean we all saw the broadcast Egghead did while shit faced right?

Dominic: Yeah and he cussed out Obama.

Dante:*wheeze* I fucking hate those fur affinity losers. But damn is it easy to locate those diamonds.

Dominic: You mean emeralds?

Dante: They're shaped like diamonds so they're diamonds!