Hestia puts a pot on the stove and wraps an apron around her waist while humming a tune to herself as Dominic walks in

Dominic: Whoa..! You're cooking?

Hestia:*turns* Hm? Yeah~! I thought I'd make my man a meal.

Dominic: But you don't cook.

Hestia: What?!

Dominic: I have..never seen you cook before babe.

Hestia: I've made you meals before! You even said they were delicious!

Dominic: Because I had too or else you'd throw me out.

Hestia: Dominic how do you know I can't cook?

Dominic: Because when you made baked potatoes you burned the inside of the potatoes. I don't even know how the outside looked raw but the inside looked like a piece of coal.

Hestia: It still counts right!

Dominic: But-but you don't cook *chuckle*.

Hestia: What about when we were dating?

Dominic: Hestia that was minute rice. And it took you ten minutes to cook it!

Hestia: I still cooked you a meal right?!

Dominic: The rice was yellower than a super saiyans hair!

Hestia: Oh stuff it I've cooked meals before with Sapphire!

Dominic: Yeah he told me about that. We were talking and he showed me a strange rock and I asked him what it was and he said:"It's a fucking pork chop."

Hestia: Wh-

Dominic: Hestia yo-you somehow fossilized a pork chop. I took the potato you made to Rumble and he couldn't break it with his piledrivers. I'm pretty sure it broke them.

Hestia throws her apron down in a fit.

Hestia: Fuck you Dom!! This is bullshit! I could've stayed in bed today!

Hestia then left the kitchen with her face red with anger and embarrassment

Dominic: Hey Hestia come on! Babe! Come on we'll just order out!

Hestia: BITE ME!!

The sound of their room door slamming echoed around the house

Dominic: Aw man..

Cait: Well I don't think you'll be shagging her anytime soon darlin'

Dominic: Oh shut up Cait it's not like you can cook.

Cait: What have I given you before darlin'?

Dominic: You mean that thing I threw out?

Cait: YOU WHAT MATE?!