Dante: So I just shot him out of the window! Like 100 stories up and I just shot the guy out the window! True story!

Trish: Oh my god.

Lady: Did he at least die?

Dante: No turns out he's been like hiding his devil powers or whatever so Lucia had to finish him off.

Dante's phone rings and he picks it up

Dante: Devil May Cry...collect call?

Phone: You have a collect call from.."Dante pick up seriously!"

Dante: Oh boy..yeah I'll pay for the call.

Dante's call gets put through

Dante: Dominic! How's my favorite brother doing? Whoa whoa whoa! Just..slow down...huh? What do you mean my car is totaled? AWW F*CK!! F*CK! F*CK!! F***CK!! Wuh-who's they?! What do you mean the two douchebags in the Camero?! You let a Camero pass you in a God damn 1964 volkswagen karmann ghia convertible?

Dante sighs and rubs his eyes with his fingertips

Dante: Okay so-so how bad is it? Are you shitting me? Well what about you? No fucking way did you take the steering wheel with you. Ugh...oh oh yeah I though my brother who boasts about being superior to me can drive a God damn car to and from the damn supermarket! That thing was an antique dammit!!! Do you have..do you have any idea what this is gonna do to my credit even right now?

Lady and Trish sit silently watching Dante argue with his brother over the phone amazed at how angry he is

Dante:*tapping his fingers* What? Oh oh! JuSt rEbUIld It~? Yeah yeah! And who's gonna replace the engine since the one you fucked looks like Megatron went to town on it! You? Y-you got a Bank of America in that damn coat of yours?

Dante then starts angrily shaking his phone while shouting even louder

Dante: NOW GET YOUR 6"4 CRACKER ASS BACK HERE!! OR I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE WHAT A WHINNY BITCH YOU WERE ABOUT LEARNING RUBY DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK YOU!

Dante then looks at the girls in shock

Dante: Oh shit he's crying!

Dante laughs silently and then goes back to the call

Dante: Hey hey hey come on. I'm sorry I'm just under a lot of stress right now since my older brother can't keep his eyes on the damn road. I didn't mean to snap.

Dante rolls his eyes while putting a finger gun to his head and pulling the fake trigger

Dante: O-o-okay just get back here..just get back here okay? Yes I won't tell anyone about your trip in the whaambulance. I ye- I....yeah I love you too.

Dante hangs up the phone and sighs

Lady: You're not actually gonna tell anyone right?

Dante: Everyone already knows. Everyone.