[Jason]
My father is gay
My mother is not excited at all.
father:
What is the problem with the chromosome?
Do they wear it?
Will they take it?
Who is gay now?
My father said that one day I would become president.
And this idea is not so exaggerated.
I am not the life of a normal child.

Because I am very intelligent
And I'm so good for my sad and small life.
My mother is not a woman
My father is not a man.
No man

[TRINA, speaking]
Darling, why do not you go play?

[JASON, speaking]
do not

(Jason begins to play chess with himself, quickly to one side, flips the board, moves a room, turns the board again, etc.)

[TRINA]
My dear, I'm worried.
Dear I am doing
I am very concerned
I am very concerned
I am very concerned

(Spoken)
Can I take you to the Jewish center?

[Jason scoffed. ]

[TRINA]
I think you like to play chess alone.
It is not normal

[Jason]
What is normal?

[TRINA, speaking]
I dont know

(Song)
Why are not you on the phone?
Someone, you only have a friend.
People

My dear, go to a psychiatrist.
He is a good boy
I admire his behavior.
Nobody said you're a sick neurotic.
But you can find help.
Please listen to me
Yes, you can find help.
It can help you play

How confused you are!
Yes, very clear:
Pope is sincere
But a schmo!
You and I must believe in our emotions.
Not having a concussion
Do you want to go

[JASON, speaking]
Do not!

[Mi Wen]
Jason, go to a psychiatrist
He is just a psychiatrist
I'll pay the bill until you're old.

Jason
Please see
psychologist

The lonely
psychologist
I will pay for it
account
until
You are old

[TRINA]
Dear, please listen.
Your father is here
He is not a genius
God knows, but he
Knowing that it is true
He chose a man
You know the answer?
For all your problems
Mendel understands
Bother you

[Jason]

do not
I will not go

I will not go

Never will
Never will
Once

[JASON, speaking]
Forget it

[Everyone]
It's a disaster
This family
The experts can see
That's!

[Flash photos; Everyone makes funny faces, like copying a happy family portrait and then relax. ]

The photo can not
Capture our magic
We are just miserable!

[MARVIN AND TRINA]
Do you want to go

[JASON, speaking]
do not

[MARVIN AND TRINA]
Jason, please go to a psychiatrist!
Noel

[Jason]
I'm not going to tell you!

[MARVIN AND TRINA]
-exorbitant
He is very intelligent!

[Jason]
If intelligence is the only norm.
So, I really do not need a psychiatrist, right?

[TRINA, speaking]
do not

[Jason]
Could be?

[Malvern, speaking]
do not

[Jason]
Only because they failed as parents ...

[TRINA]
... see a psychiatrist!

[Mi Wen]
Hey boy, listen ...

[Jason]
I have no need

[TRINA AND MARVIN]
You need a psychiatrist!

[Jason]
I want -

[TRINA AND MARVIN]
Psychiatrist!

[Jason]
I want to talk with Whizzer!

[Mi Wen]
Who are you talking to?

[Jason]
With whizzer

[Mi Wen]
With Whizzer?

[TRINA]
With whizzer

[Jason]
With whizzer

[Malvern, speaking]
OMG

[TRINA, MARVIN AND JASON]
Centrifugal dryer!
Centrifugal dryer!
Centrifugal dryer!
Centrifugal dryer!

[Whizzer is between Marvin and Jason. ]

[Jason]
Whizzer, do you think I should go see a psychiatrist?

[Sharp]
I'm not sure, Jason
Jason, maybe that's it.
Absolute Jason

[Jason]
... I'm fine, I'm leaving.

[Sharp]
Go to

[Jason]
I'm going

[TRINA]
It will go!

[Jason]
If he comes here

[Mi Wen]
If he is here?

[TRINA]
He can come here

[Mi Wen]
Do not go home

[Whizzer's alarm clock rings]

[WHIZER, Speaking]
Oh!

[Whizzer turns off the alarm. ]