Courier Six (Aka me): *drinking Nuka-Cola*

Ulysses: Courier, What is your deal with Nuka-Cola and Sunset Sarsaparilla? I see you drinking those all the time.

Courier Six: *finishes my Nuka-Cola and takes the bottlecap* I'm just gonna—- *walks to a garbage can but quickly drops it over the edge of a cliff* Whoops, there goes the Nuka-Cola along with all the crap I give!

Ulysses: *gasps* COURIER, NO! We could've sold that Nuka-Cola bottle for caps!