Phoenix: *comes back after spending the night alone*

Scout (4): Phoenix? Where'd ya go last night?

Phoenix: .....

Talisman (1): Yeah, 'Nix! Tell us!

Avalanche (2): Guys—-

Shamrock: GUYS! Let Phoenix speak, for fuck's sake!

Nick: I'd like to hear where exactly you were.

Phoenix: You really want to know?!

Hancock: Get on with it!

Phoenix: *growls* I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NO WHERE TRYING TO KEEP ALL OF YOU SAFE!

Ulysses: ......

Arizona: From what, 'Nix?

Phoenix: *sighs* Me.

Scout: What do you mean, 'Nix?

Phoenix: It's... complicated. Hard to explain——

Avalanche: How complicated?

Phoenix: On a scale from one to ten, it'd be a 30.

Avalanche: .... I see.

Phoenix: *sits down* You'll all see what I mean shortly...

Ulysses: .........

Shamrock: What? 'Nix, it's gettin' late. It's almost dark out—-

Phoenix: Exactly....

Nick: What——

*as the sun sets below the horizon, Phoenix's Deathclaw bite glows (from "radiation") and transforms him into a Alpha Deathclaw*

Nick: *stumbles and holds onto MS's (The Mysterious Stranger) shoulder* WHAT THE——

Ulysses: Valentine, quiet down. You might alarm him.

Shamrock: Oh.... my... GOD.

Scout: Say whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Jay: WOAH..... Whydidyounottellmethisbefore?! ThisisWAYbeyondawesome!

Meg: Oh my....

Ulysses: *nods* This is what he wanted to show you. He was bitten by the Alpha Deathclaw when he was in the Wasteland one day. He radiation in the atmosphere sadly sped up the transformation process... but, the good thing is, it only happens during the night.

Avalanche: Thank god!

Phoenix: .......

Talisman: WOOO!