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Hancock and Cait getting high (before Cait's recovery)
Hancock:
You know what I was thinking, bro?
Cait:
Hn?
Hancock:
If your leg gets cut off...would it hurt?
Cait:
...DUH!!!
Hancock:
How though?
Cait:
'Cause your leg got cut off!
Hancock:
Where're you gonna feel the pain?
Cait:
In your le-...
Hancock:
Exactly, bro! How are you going to feel the pain in your leg-
In unison:
IF YOUR LEG IS GONE
Hancock:
I've been thinking about this sh!t all day!
Cait:
...Where would you feel the pain!?
Hancock:
That's the point! There isn't any pain! Once your leg gone, your pain goes with it! Where are you gonna feel the pain if your sh!t's gone, bro!?
Cait:
Oooooh-
Hancock:
I'm telling you, huffing Jet, we're smart as hell!
I now wish to watch a stoner movie with Hancock and Cait as the MCs, and Cait is on the road to recovery by the end and Hancock is all "Alright, more adventure for me!" but isn't trying to force her to continue XD
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