BiBiBillie- okay maybe I want to summon demons

Ottoparks- no️ blease I have summer school

BiBiBillie- And I have two best friends and no fuques to give

BbyThot- "fuques"

BiBiBillie- I know what I said

FELONY STEVE- OTTO I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU

Beebo- he's coming Otto

Not Jeff- shut ye up Brendon

Beebo- coming

Ottoparks- NO

Ottoparks- STOP

I'm Dun- stop what?

FELONY STEVE- ALRIGHT I'M ALMOST THERE

Ottoparks- awsten I- no

FELONY STEVE- ...

Beebo- it's quiet

Beebo- why is there silence

Beebo- Otto What is happening

Ottoparks- he- I- what- how- ?

FELONY STEVE- CHILD I AM SAVING YOU

Ottoparks- he- I- what- how- ?

BbyThot- someone explain

Wholesome Father- the class phone rang and our teacher just called out that Otto is getting signed out and his 'legal guardian' is in the office

Beebo- awsten What???

FELONY STEVE- OTTO PACK YOUR THINGS WE'RE GOING

Ottoparks- he- I- what- how- ?

Not Jeff- but mom i want mcdonalds

FELONY STEVE- WE HAVE MCDONALDS AT HOME JOHNNY

Not Jeff- but mom, my name is geoff

FELONY STEVE- NOT ANYMORE JOHNNY

Ottoparks- he- I- what- how- ?

Beebo- idk anymore

PatSnacc- awsten go home and leave Otto at summer school

Wholesome Father- If Otto leaves then I'm going to be stuck alone with the scary people

Ottoparks- but dallon I don't want to be left with the scary people

Wholesome Father- you'll have me there so don't abandon me

Ottoparks- ahhh

Wholesome Father- ahhhhh

Beebo- people? new people?

Ottoparks- scary people. new scary people.

*Geesus added Mom*

Ottoparks- oh great and Gerard just appears out of nowhere with some new person named "mom" and we just need to accept that huh?

Beebo- new!

Wholesome Father- who?

Mom- hi I'm Lindsey

MilkyWay- mom!

Geesus- bad Mikey

Wholesome Father- ohhh is this the other half of Gerard's hetero relationship?

Geesus- Lindsey is my girlfriend, dallon

Beebo- we don't know what hetero is

Ottoparks- he- I- what- how- ?

PatSnacc- Who's gonna Tell Brendon

Sarahsmiles- hi Brendon

Beebo- Hey babe

Beebo- oh yeahhh

Mom- well as fun as this is, I feel uncomfortable being in a group chat with babies

MilkyWay- EXCUSE YOU IM 15!

FELONY STEVE- HELLPO IM SEVBEN AND A HALF

Mom- ?

MilkyWay- That was- I give up okay

Mom- well goodbye, nice meeting y'all

Wholesome Father- WAIT

Geesus- oh?

Wholesome Father- the scary people that sit at our table are still there and Otto said he might leave me

Not Jeff- bad Otto

Ottoparks- he- I- what- how- ?

Beebo- add the scary people to the chat

Wholesome Father- NO.

BbyThot- coward

I'm Dun- fricking hypocrite

Mom- okay why do these people at your table scare you?

Wholesome Father- one stuck a pencil down his throat and it never came back up...

Mom- well that's? not? bad?

Geesus- my god

Mom- you said 'people' as in plural?

Wholesome Father- yeah there's three of them

FELONY STEVE- EW GROUPS OF THREE

BiBiBillie- tf you just say?

TMNDirntle- yeah I wanna fight

Not Jeff- awsten why?

Ottoparks- he- I- what- how- ?

Mom- ^ is that everything he says ?

Not Jeff- he may be broken

Wholesome Father- the other scary person where's pants that go just above his ankles and wears socks that are long and for some reason I'm just UNCOMFORTABLE

BbyThot- there's nothing wrong that 8)

I'm Dun- stop.

Mom- well there's not much I can do there

Wholesome Father- and then the third, he's just uhhuhhogofofoof

Mom- interesting, please expand on that?

Wholesome Father- he's too cool for us to talk to and his friends scare me

Mom- alright and what does Otto think about them?

Ottoparks- he- I- what- how- ?

Mom- interesting and how does that make you feel?

Ottoparks- he- I- what- how- ?

Mom- then try talking to them. Eventually you'll find out that y'all have many things in common. Maybe. I don't know.

Geesus- What?!

Mom- I just joined to say hi and accidentally turned into a counselor

Beebo- there's worse

MilkyWay- Pete come love me

Petewentzaway- yes sir

Mom- aw cute

MilkyWay- I'm crying

Petewentzaway- why? may? I? ask?

MilkyWay- I finished big time rush for the 5th time this summer and every time We Are starts playing, I'm here just bawling my eyes out

Petewentzaway- oh no it's okay

MilkyWay- FOUR HOCKEY PLAYERS FROM MINNESOTA TO FAMOUS BOYBAND IN LA

Petewentzaway- it's okay you can just rewatch it again

MilkyWay- uh yeah I'm rewatching it

MilkyWay- you think too little of me pete

Petewentzaway- I- okay

Mom- btr is great

Petewentzaway- Gerard I approve of Lindsey

Geesus- it's not like your opinion is necessary to our relationship Pete

Petewentzaway- So obviously your opinion WAS important in Mikey and i's?

Beebo- tea

Geesus- my god that was like six months ago

MilkyWay- he's still salty and is not afraid to leak your nOodes again

Mom- Gerard has nudes?

Geesus- NO I DO NOT AND IF PETE WANTS TO LIVE TO SEE TOMORROW I SUGGEST HE SHUT UP

Petewentzaway- I love you future brother in law

Geesus- I hate that I know you're actually serious with that sentence

MilkyWay- serious question, who would be propose? Me or Pete?

Beebo- which one is the top?

Mom- oh?

Geesus- BRENDON

Petewentzaway- it depends on which mood we're in

MilkyWay- Pete, my brother is literally in this conversation

Petewentzaway- Brendon brought it up tho

Mom- I've learned a lot today

Mom- some stuff that should maybe stay quiet

Beebo- or under the covers?

MilkyWay- blocked and reported!

Beebo- great! And in next week's episode we will find out the identities of the three "scary people" Dallon and Otto are scared of.

Beebo- Tune in next Tuesday to find out!

Mom- I like your friends Gee

Geesus- ohh great