*screw it im updating on Monday this week * 

Sarahsmiles- oh. my. god.

Beebo- it's perfectly normal, Sarah. It is simple the circle of life.

RayofSun- I'm bored please tell me what's happening

Sarahsmiles- I- I don't know what's happening

Nicool- Brendon is teaching Sarah fortnite dances

BiBiBillie- no Brendon! You've tainted the last Hope into keeping you sane!

Beebo- hehehe bye gang

Nicool- you can't just leave like that Brendon

Beebo- I have a fOrtnite stream to attend to Nicole !! >:P

Nicool- wow

MilkyWay- Hehehehe oka. So it's dark in my room n shit so I see this dark blur on my wall, obviously I don't have my glasses on so I can see it and I go to smack the dark blur on my wall and it turns out to be a moth and I'm screaming. Thansk for coming to my ted talk.

BabeyBlue- when the moth went *moth noise* I felt that

BbyThot- a moth ate through my favorite shirt 😔

FELONY STEVE- THIS WILL BE THE DAY GANG

Ottoparks- please remind me

FELONY STEVE- BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG SHALL SURRENDER TO US

BiBiBillie- no

FELONY STEVE- WELL I TRIED

2001- Hey so why do I have about 20,000 missing messages on this?

PatSnacc- oh

Beebo- am I high again or is someone new here?

2001- I've been here since chapter 132

Beebo- What?

FELONY STEVE- he meant since February

Petewentzaway- oh shoot

MilkyWay- want to know something we never talk about?

Petewentzaway- the Jennifer's in big time rush are like the Heathers?

I'm Dun-

CookingMama- mood

Sarahsmiles- omg Jenna wanna gang out later?

CookingMama- yes! I'm making brownies!!

Nicool- wait this is cute, can I come?

Sarahsmiles- yes!!!

CookingMama- wait can we invite Debby???

Nicool- yes!

Sarahsmiles- @Mom if you want to FaceTime with us or something we can spill tea about all the guys on this chat?

Mom- yes.

Geesus- What.? No.?

MilkyWay- I blame Brendon

PatSnacc- why?

Petewentzaway- he's the one who brought the hetero into the chat

Sarahsmiles- scuse me?

MilkyWay- but we love you Sarah <3

Sarahsmiles- mmm

Petewentzaway- yes

MilkyWay- Brendon isn't very cash money

Petewentzaway- ...

MilkyWay- I dont know how that got into my brain but it happened.

Petewentzaway- valid

Mr. Brightside- I think I got lost in the conversation 12 minutes ago

Wholesome Father- that's a common situation.

PatSnacc- I pray for anyone who reads our conversations, may their brain cells Rest In Peace

BbyThot- can we get an f in the chat for dem braincells

Mr. Brightside- f

MilkyWay- f

Ryro- 3

Ryro- I ain't trying to be basic here

Petewentzaway- why are all the gals having a party without us >>>;/

Sarahsmiles- do you want to come to our sleepover Pete?

Petewentzaway- ... can I?

CookingMama- yes!

Petewentzaway- djhdhdjdjs I love y'all

Alexa- OHMYGOD

I'm Dun-

Alexa- EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO SARAH FOR GETTING BREADBUTT TO WEAR COLOR

PatSnacc- thank you Sarah!

Beebo- "BREADBUTT"..?

Sarahsmiles- you've seen worse

Beebo- honestly, yeah

BbyThot- wait Josh are you actually watching his fortnite stream?

I'm Dun- you have no right to judge my

2001- I'm still here

Petewentzaway- I'm honestly confused how you got here Joe

2001- I'm probably more confused

Petewentzaway- nice.

F*ck- woa h Brendon in color?

Beebo- *Breadbutt

Sarahsmiles- well then,

Petewentzaway- Ur so fricking precious when u smile

MilkyWay- shhhh

Petewentzaway- uwu owo

MilkyWay- no, divorce

Wholesome Father- Petekey is way to problematic that I can't keep up

Petewentzaway- refer to my hubby and I by our names Dallon >:(

Oceanman- don't get angry at my man >:(

MilkyWay- don't get angry at my man >:(

Wholesome Father- woah woah stop getting angry at my man >:(

Mom- precious child's

FELONY STEVE- BRUH

*Not Jeff changed FELONY STEVE to Awsteb*

Awsteb- BRUH

Ottoparks- BRUH

Awsten- BRUUUHHHHHHH

Ottoparks- BRUOOH

Not Jeff- no? Why

TMNDirntle- why not?

Not Jeff- yeah okay

MilkyWay- WAIT HOLD UP

TMNDirntle- I didn't do anything?

MilkyWay- RAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRUH

RayofSun- thancc

HotMess- happy birth d00d

RayofSun- thancc

Ottoparks- I take 1ONE nap on awstens couch and I find three (gold) knives under me

Awsteb- I didn't choose the flex life, the flex life chose me

Not Jeff- awsten is gonna kill one of us one day and no one will be surprised

HotMess- I volunteer as one of the first victims

Not Jeff- no I'm first, being the boyfriend I get special privileges

Ottoparks- Awsten why is there knives in yOUR COUCH

Awsteb- I'm living the flex life

Beebo- WAIT- crap before I go to bed-

PierceUrMom- bitch u sleep?

Beebo- seasonally, but,,,,,,, Pete... you can drive right???

Petewentzaway- maybe......................................................

KellinQueen- we gonna see dem aliens bois

BbyThot- I want an alien named Ned :)

Beebo- ...okay Tyler

I'm Dun-

Alexa- blink-182 confirmed it gang

F*ck-

MilkyWay- ALRIGHT SO I KNOW THE CONVERSATION BASICALLY ENDED BUT IM GONNA CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP

MilkyWay-

Petewentzaway- NO BABY DONT CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP! You can always call me, I'm always here for you!❤️

MilkyWay- Bitch. Look. Up.

Petewentzaway- JDHDHNDJD GUSTAVO RESPONDED TO YOU ON INSTAGRAM

MilkyWay- IM GONNA CRYYY

Petewentzaway- ME TOOO

Mom- Gustavo Rocque ith moi daddyyy

Geesus- I- no

Mom- fuck I'm sdrubk

Beebo- damn Gerard treating his lady

Geesus- she had one night free from work! I'm sorry I couldn't stop this woman

MilkyWay- your girlfriend just said "Gustavo is my daddy" I love drunk Lindsey

PatSnacc- wait isn't she underaged?

Geesus- no isn't the drinking age in Germany like 17 or something?

PatSnacc- are you in Germany?

Geesus- Lol no

Mom- gee n I uis eighyeen soz;)))

Geesus- oh god, I need to go

MilkyWay- omg.

PatSnacc- What?

MilkyWay- they're old enough Patrick

PatSnacc- ???

MilkyWay- you know... frick frack legally?

PatSnacc- What! GERARD WAY USE PROTECTION!

Awsteb- bruh