(ignore 4th wall real quick for me pls n ty!)

Awsteb- I'm so deprived of concerts that I'm rewatching the december 20th 2019 mcr "return" show for the 17th time

Not Jeff- I don't know how I fell asleep watching it in real time

Ottoparks- the adrenaline rush of hearing s/c/a/r/e/c/r/o/w in a insta live knocked me tf out

Awsteb- WE OUT HERE WITNESSING HISTORY

BbyThot- hi

WtfIsDallonsUser- no don't say "hi" in the groupchat that's just weird

BbyThot- penus

MilkyWay- what was it?

Petewentzaway- it was the Fourth of July

MilkyWay- what were we?

Petewentzaway- you and we're fireworks

MilkyWay- that what?

Petewentzaway- that went off too soon! and I miss you in the June gloom too!

PatSnacc- keep it going 💅✨

Oceanman- I've seen so much hate about fireworks this year wtf

Petewentzaway- ugh petekeyphobic

Sarahsmiles- it's because they're loud or something

MilkyWay- ur not wrong 👀

Ryro- guess who's got dem spaghettios!

Ryro- wait what?

F*ck- what

Alexa- that moment when he calls you "my love"

Oceanman- Jack would never

Alexa- no, I'm talking about my subscription email to Misha Collins

F*ck- he responded to my text and Alex is still upset over that

Alexa- Jack still won't show me what he said so I think it's fake

F*ck- mhm or maybe

MilkyWay- younger sibling culture is getting abused by your older sibling and hating the world and then having your older sibling be the nicest fucking bitch in the world

BbyThot- whiplash already. Nice

Alexa- wat

Geesus- Mikey started it

MilkyWay- he hit me with a plastic lightsaber earlier

Geesus- you said you wanted to play

MilkyWay- but why am I always the red lightsaber 😖

Beebo- younger sibling culture is always the player 2

MilkyWay- yeah so anyways it's like 1:30 am and he leaves his room after playing video games with his imaginary friend or something

RayofSun- that's me. I'm "imaginary friend or something"

Geesus- a real one

MilkyWay- yeah and he's all like "bro u ok? it's one. can't sleep? u ok?"

Geesus- you need to find better responses than "uhuh" or "mhm"

MilkyWay- and maybe I was like crying or something idk I'm crazy at night 🤪 but like bro you're a bitch

Geesus- 😎💅

Awsteb- older sibling culture is low key getting annoyed at the younger sibling for breathing while also being really protective of younger sibling

Beebo- sometimes it's just cause they're scared we'll tell mom

Geesus- firstborn. first loved ✨

MilkyWay- shawty's like a melody in my head that i can't get out

Petewentzaway- hate you ✨💕

MilkyWay- GOT ME SINGIN LIKE NA NA NA NA EVERYDAY

Petewentzaway- I will kill you 🧚‍♂️💕✨

MilkyWay- kill me with kindness bb

Oceanman- yo he goin selena gomez on us

Awsteb- UPADTE. I CAN NOW RECOGNIZE ALL OF 1D's VOICES IN THEIR SONGS. NIALL OWNS MY HEART.

F*ck- what about 5sos?

Awsteb- LEARNED THAT BACK IN FEBRUARY. ASHTON NEEDS MORE SOLOS.

Awsteb- AND AS THAT CONCLUDES TODAYS MORNING MUSIC ANNOUNCEMENTS. STREAM PARASITE EVE.

Not Jeff- and recommend bands 🤝

Awsteb- AS ALWAYS GEOFFREY. YOU ARE CORRECT.

BbyThot- I texted my friend like an hour ago and they never responded so I'm assuming that they're asleep.

BbyThot- that's good ig

BbyThot- but for the first time in weeks I'm awake past 12 and I'm bored

I'm Dun- sorry I had do not disturb on.

BbyThot- bruh

I'm Dun- go to sleep it's too late for you

BbyThot- bruh

Petewentzaway- my playlist slaps tonight

Petewentzaway- "pretty little distance" me six feet apart from Mikey like

MilkyWay- your main character privileges have been revoked

Awsteb- ONE EAR AND RIGHT OUT THE OTHER ONE

Petewentzaway- cause

Petewentzaway- all

Petewentzaway- you

Petewentzaway- ever

Petewentzaway- do

Petewentzaway- is

Awsteb- CHANT THE

Awsteb- SAME OLD

Petewentzaway- M A N T R A

Oceanman- Mikey has given up

MilkyWay- NO A FUXKMNG MOTH JUST STARIGHT UP ATTACKED ME

Fronkie- I like turtles

Not Jeff- recommend bands!

Petewentzaway- big time rush

Geesus- pete stfu

Petewentzaway- no because everytime yall think og btr you probably think of that one song "ahhh ahhh ahhhh ohhhhh" and I do not fucking stand by that becuase yall need to be educated.

Alexa- Elevate is the best album

MilkyWay- ^ man be spitten straight facts out here and y'all just sittin here

F*ck- season two was the best 

Petewentzaway-

Not Jeff- I'm not gonna ask why they know that

Awsteb- BTR IS A COUPLES SHOW STFU

Not Jeff- then why haven't we watched it yet?

Awsteb- ...

Awsteb- On my way!

BbyThot- bruh what

Ottoparks- physically I'm in a cabin in the middle of nowhere with little to know service. mentally I'm singing tequila, instrumentals and all.

Ryro- I'm sitting on the floor reading horror books in the dark

Ryro- at this point I just want the demons to take me

Ryro- but alas, hell is not ready for me

Geesus- what

I'm Dun- my mom is driving me to ice cream after my dentist appointment and I'm getting car sick from the fake bubblegum taste and looking at my phone trying to read 😼

Ryro- oof

wtf did I just write? yeah this whole part was inspired by the events of last night (4th of July (petekey day)) where my older brother threw a firecracker at me and it hit my eye and I was ready to murder him, then me sitting in my room crying at one am cause p a i n and bro acted all caring and I was about to cry. Well now it's like a week after the fourth idk is it still July?