*Petewentzaway opened a private chat with MilkyWay*

Petewentzaway- okay.... spill

MilkyWay- So like five minutes after Gerard and I hung up my mom walked into my room

Petewentzaway- omg wow that's so cool how did that happen I am so shocked woah

MilkyWay- do you not want to hear le tea

Petewentzaway- of course I want to hear the tea excuse you

Petewentzaway- please continue

MilkyWay- guess who got a girlfriend

Petewentzaway- Mikey I thought you saved your dick for me? And aren't you already dating Gabe?

MilkyWay- omg no

Petewentzaway- then I'm confuzzled

MilkyWay- okay who isn't the chat would you expect to never have a girlfriend?

Petewentzaway- Brendon but somehow he has Sarah

MilkyWay- someone else

Petewentzaway- Awsten?

ToKnight- YOU BITCH

MilkyWay- This is a Private chat awsten get out

Petewentzaway- uhhhhhhhhhhhh Gerard but only because he's hella gay

MilkyWay- ding ding

Petewentzaway- ding dong

MilkyWay- no you don't understand

Petewentzaway- I just want tea

MilkyWay- Gerard has a girlfriend and apparently she and him are visiting for winter break

Petewentzaway- the flaming homo has girlfriend???

MilkyWay- actually my mom might be pranking me but I'll text him

Petewentzaway- okay

MilkyWay- omg my brother has a girlfriend and mom literally already adopted her

Petewentzaway- yo man that's tough

ToKnight- BIG R.I.P. MY D00D

MilkyWay- Awsteb wtf!!!

Petewentzaway- a w s t e b

*ToKnight changed their user to Awsteb*

MilkyWay- hi I hate both of you. Awsten how do you manage to hack every thing?

Awsteb- it's not hacking, I'm abtually a god.

Petewentzaway- never underestimate this man.

MilkyWay- I actually hate both of you I hope you understand that?

Author- y'all this shit fic is at 4.7k reads & 1k votes I actually feel bad that people are reading this and losing brain cells at the same time.