*warning! I know little knowledge about the rules in court/trials so if I get a lot of information wrong please forgive me*

KellinQueen- shit.

Beebo- literally not even a word into this chapter and it's already pg13

Wholesome Father- says you Brendon

Beebo- eXcuse me???

KellinQueen- I had good reasoning

Petewentzaway- well Brendon isn't know for good reasoning

Beebo- damn well fuck u too Pete

Wholesome Father- @officialholywater please

Starfish- Brendon.... the puppies!

Beebo- y'all wtf cursing on a group chat is not the worse thing I've done

Ryro- ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

Beebo- Ryan I technically did not cheat on you

Ryro- false; you did, but that's not what I was thinking of...

Beebo- What?

*Awsteb removed Sarahsmiles from the chat*

Beebo- is this attack Brendon o'clock???

Petewentzaway- no it's 4 am

Awsteb- you did no no things

Starfish- Bren we gonna spill the tea on you so anyone you don't want to hear just kick out

Beebo- how do I remove all of you at once?

Awsteb- I shall not slip any of my secrets

Petewentzaway- are we ever going to bring up what happened or...

Wholesome Father- I'll bring it up

Ryro- okay 1) this is not only an invasion of my privacy but also Brendon's and 2) please kick out all the hoes unworthy to hear the tea

*Beebo removed Nicool*

MikeNaran- What is going on?

Beebo- I wont remove you if you change your username

*MikeNaran left the chat*

Petewentzaway- R.I.P.

Starfish- that it?

Wholesome Father- i dont care I'm talking

Ryro- oh wow

Wholesome Father- Brendon X(

Beebo- Dallon ;)

Wholesome Father- where were you last Saturday night?

Beebo- home

Wholesome Father- doing what?

Beebo- playing fortnite

Wholesome Father- and?

Beebo- playing guitar?

Wholesome Father- and?

Beebo- I think I know what this is about

Wholesome Father- please enlighten me

Petewentzaway- oh my god we're getting nowhere

Beebo- you're jealous of my fortnite skillz

Wholesome Father- I give up on him

Petewentzaway- Patrick it's your turn

Starfish- Ryan! :D

Ryro- Patrick! :)

Starfish- Now don't make me do this the hard way but what were you doing when Dallon caught you last Saturday night?

Wholesome Father- wow okay right to the point

Beebo- Ryan he caught you?

Ryro- I may have been able to pass P.E. but that does not mean I'm in the physical condition to outrun Dallons car.

Petewentzaway- you don't need to run if you don't have something to hide

TacoHell- can y'all shut up I'm trying to sleep

*Starfish removed TacoHell *

Beebo- why are you guys so ruthless tonight?

Awsteb- is it considered night if it's 4 am?

Petewentzaway- guys

Ryro- y'all are just stalkers and are assuming the worst

Awsteb- is the worst, you buying weird drugs from one of the really shady kids at school?

Petewentzaway- and then coincidentally going over to Brendon's house?

F*ck- I'd assume that Ryan was kidnapped by intergalactic aliens and then dragged Brendon up to stars where their guts were scooped out like a carved Halloween pumpkin and were forced to have creepy alien babies

Beebo- ...

Petewentzaway- uh...

Starfish- my child has such a beautiful imagination

Awsteb- I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a similar assumption

Ryro- I don't know know how to respond to that

Beebo- surprise! Alien babies on the way!

Starfish- no.

Starfish- no more children, y'all are enough to handle.

Petewentzaway- Patrick has had enough of you oooooh

Starfish- okay who's the other defendant?

Wholesome Father- since when were we on trial?

Starfish- now

Petewentzaway- Witness please say your full name and swear to say the truth and nothing but the truth (I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS GOES)

Wholesome Father- (SAME, MY ONLY KNOWLEDGE COMES FROM COP SHOWS)

Starfish- dallon you're the witness

Dallon- oh shit!

Beebo- OBJECTION! Thy witness has shed foul tongue bethow of the audience, woman and infants beware for he does not show a share of care!

Petewentzaway- lol that rhymed

Ryro- Brendon.......wtf?

Beebo- don't people talk like that in court?

F*ck- people only talk like that in Shakespeare Brendon

Starfish- Pete explain to Brendon that he can't object because he is the defendant

Beebo- who's accusing me?

Starfish- all of us but the majority of us have a role already

Petewentzaway- I'm the accuser's lawyer, Patrick is the judge, Dallon is the witness, Awsten is the jury, and you and Ryan are the defendants.

Ryro- oh goody

Beebo- NO

Starfish- Excuse me?

Beebo- IS THIS DISCRIMINATION?

Beebo- What hast thou country come to???

Ryro- saying 'thou' doesn't make it Shakespeare Brendon

Starfish- Brendon I can't give you caprisuns, it's literally 4 am

Beebo- uhhh sixth amendment? Right to a fair trial? Ring a bell Mr. Judge?

Petewentzaway- this isn't a real trial Brendon

Wholesome Father- I'm kinda surprised that Brendon knows what the sixth amendment is

Beebo- it could be but no. DISCRIMINATION!

Ryro- I'm going to bed

Wholesome Father- No! What were you doing behind the school?

Ryro- stuff

Wholesome Father- why did you go to Brendon's house?

Ryro- math homework

Wholesome Father- are you telling the truth???

Ryro- how much will it hurt when I say "no"

Wholesome Father- infinite pain

Ryro- hm :)

Beebo- cruel bitchs

BiBiBillie- What am I reading? Who's doing drugs?

Awsteb- okay I get we're weird and everything but please don't insult my two brain cells

BiBiBillie- Ryan and Brendon what did you two do?

Starfish- we're getting somewhere

Beebo- Ryan gave me paints

Wholesome Father- What kind of kinky shit are you into now Brendon?

Beebo- *sad rEe*

BiBiBillie- explain

Ryro- *cough* it was Brendon's idea

Beebo- *gasp* snitchy bitch

Wholesome Father- What was the idea?

Beebo- you see I don't want to talk about that?

Ryro- same

Starfish- you two better not be doing anything illegal

Wholesome Father- Yeah

Ryro- we're not doing drugs if that's what you're wondering

Starfish- there's more things than just drugs you know

Beebo- I'd never cheat on Sarah

Wholesome Father- 1) that's not illegal Brendon, that's just a dick move. Never cheat on her or I'll beat ur ass

Beebo- kinky

F*ck- maybe they had a donkey sleep in a bathtub.

Petewentzaway- are we sure Jack Isn't the one on drugs?

F*ck- it's a felony in some states

Awsteb- just give us an answer that will help us go to sleep

Ryro- uh no

Beebo- later.... maybe.... depends

Petewentzaway- well I now know that I need new friends

Starfish- whaaa :(

Petewentzaway- no Patrick you stay

Starfish- yes! :)

Beebo- we're ending this conversation and going to sleep

*Beebo added TacoHell to the chat*

*Beebo added Nicool to the chat*

*Beebo added MikeNaran to the chat*

Beebo- don't bring up anything around Sarah

Wholesome Father- when you say stuff like that that makes us think that you're either cheating on her or doing something illegal

Beebo- I'm not doing anything you need to be concerned about

*Beebo added Sarahsmiles to the chat*

Alexa- oh my god you guys wake up this early too?

Starfish- no whoops

Alexa- ?

F*ck- we'll go to bed soon

Awsteb- I've been listening to the Hannah Montana Movie soundtrack while lurking in the chat for six hours

Petewentzaway- WOAAHHHH YOU GOT MY HEAD IN THE CLOUDS

Awsteb- WOOAHhhh YOU GOT ME THINKING OUT LOUD

Petewentzaway - THE MORE YOU DREAM ABOUT ME THE MORE THAT I BELIEVE

Awsteb- AND NOTHINGS EVER OUT OF REEEEACH

Beebo- SO DREAM DREAM DREEEEEAM

Alexa- Pete have you gone to sleep yet?

Petewentzaway- pfft no

Beebo- they spent the whole night interrogating me and Ryan

Petewentzaway- welp I'll just say goodnight now so when I just randomly pass out y'all won't be worried about my absence

I'm Dun- guys why didn't you go to sleep???

Beebo- all nighter yo

I'm Dun- I just woke up because of school Brendon

Beebo- school?

Beebo- is it not Sunday?

I'm Dun- ... It's Monday...

Beebo- shit... okay well I'm going to go to the store and stalk up on caffeine, see you in meth Josh

I'm Dun- *math Brendon

Alexa- I pray for him

I'm Dun- same

Sarahsmiles- did everyone just decide to spam this chat when they woke up?

Alexa- nope! Apparently us three are the early birds in the group

I'm Dun- except for Brendon

Sarahsmiles- he's up this early?

Alexa- one would consider it "up this late?"

I'm Dun- hes loading up on caffeine right now

Sarahsmiles- are you saying he stayed up all night?

Alexa- mhm

Nicool- don't give him caffeine

Nicool- he's hyper enough without it

Sarahsmiles- apparently he didn't sleep

I'm Dun- he's going to be so dead today R.I.P.

Nicool- ...am I evil if I kinda want to see him like that???

Alexa- probably??? But idk just R.I.P.

Ottoparks- oh my god

MikeNaran- who added me back

Alexa- Brendon I think

MikeNaran- I leave this chat for a reason

Nicool- why would you leave?

MikeNaran- idk they were removing a bunch of people and talking about tea or something

Fronkie- *SIP SIP*

Starfish- ^ yesss

Alexa- Patrick please tell me you slept

Starfish- I slept for like seven hours and then the chat woke me up at 4 so I'd say I'm rested enough

I'm Dun- thank gooodness

*SORRY IF THIS IS A MESS BUT I LITERALLY WROTE THIS AT LIKE 2 AM*