Cent cinquante six


HotMess- I wanna be a cowboy babey bleeggggdhhh

Beebo- Who tf are you?

HotMess- I've been in this chat for months Brendon 

MikeNaran- omg hi

Beebo- hey do you guys remember that Gabe guy?

HotMess- I give up

MilkyWay- YOU DID GREAT SWEETIE

RayofSun- WE SUPPORT YOU ALL THE WAY

HotMess- this is why I don't message anymore 

TMNDirntle- do I sense bullying on this chat?

MilkyWay- no ur early

Petewentzaway- we dont bully Brendon until like halfway through a conversation 

Sarahsmiles- Who tf sent me that

Petewentzaway- elaborate please

Sarahsmiles-

Sarahsmiles- WHICH ONE OF YOU-

Petewentzaway- I wish I could take credit for that

Petewentzaway- but if I did,,,,,,, you'd know that I did it

MilkyWay- Pete probably did it

Petewentzaway- oops you caught me!

MilkyWay- bad Pete 

Petewentzaway- I've been naughty 

Sarahsmiles- *logs off*

MilkyWay- Pete no everyone is leaving

Petewentzaway- punish me 

*MilkyWay left the chat*

*Beebo added MilkyWay to the chat*

Beebo- *inhales* 

Beebo- *exhales*

Starfish- oh good he remembers how to breathe

Petewentzaway- you are now aware of your breathing 

Starfish- no thanks Pete 

Beebo- OnceYou'reInTheChatYouCan'tLeavevvvvvv

VeryCool- Sounds like a cult

MilkyWay- it is a gay ass cult if you majsggdhdgdhd

Petewentzaway- Daddy u alright

*MilkyWay removed Petewentzaway from the chat*

Sarahsmiles- someone please add him back on he's sending me more

Beebo- SPILL. 

Beebo- lets bully the fuck out of Branden Yurie

DMNDirntle- no you guys are so rude to each other stop!!!

Awsteb- I GONNA CRY YALL

Ottoparks- Geoff you help him

Not Jeff- no he's fine

Awsteb- NO IM BOT

MilkyWay- please confirm you are not a bot

MilkyWay-

Awsteb- 

:system shutting down:

                                             press  cntrl+p  to continue

:loading.....:                                    :......loading:

                           NOW PRINTING...

                         Printing Complete     

                          Have A Nice Day :)

MilkyWay- ok

Ottoparks- Geoff has a robot kink?

Not Jeff- whatever Awsten did I was not a part of it

MilkyWay- scroll up

Not Jeff- w-hat?

Ottoparks- lmao if something actually printed I'd laugh and cry

BbyThot- I just took a nap

Ryro- why are people so amazed at the fact that dogs were born knowing how to swim

RayOfSun- caUSe doggos

Ryro- b-but fish were born knowing how to swim...

RayofSun- true

*Starfish changed their name to PatSnacc*

MilkyWay- I JUST INSTANTLY CLICKED ON THIS NOTIFICATION PATRICK WHAT THE HELL

PatSnacc- oh diddly darn you can see when I change it?

*Sarahsmiles added Petewentzaway to the chat*

Petewentzaway- oh? patrick? rebranding? cool?

F*ck- IM SOBBING

Petewentzaway- unironically same

F*ck- HELP ME SHSHDHGG

Geoff- What happened?

F*ck- MY PRINTER TURNED ON AND STARTED PRINTING STUFF AND IM THE ONLY ONE HOME IM SO SCAREDJGUGUUGUGU

Awsteb-

                   Have A Nice Day :)

F*ck-

F*ck- WHO DID THIS TO ME

Ottoparks- I just shat myself 

MilkyWay- Frame it..

F*ck- this is so scary, Alexa play Turbulent by Waterparks

Alexa- Jack what did you do

Alexa- Oh

Alexa- Oh

Alexa- Awsten apologize 

Awsteb-

:IM SORRY:, ;INT. I WAS NOT PROGRAMMED- /TO GIVE A *SHIT/

Not Jeff- Awsten stop doing that on the chat I'm uncomfortable 

Not Jeff- wrong chat

Awsteb-

         STATISTICS; W. GEOFF...

      12% MINION FETISH

      20% HOTTIE

      22% LESBIAN

      46% DADDY 💦

Ext: MALFUNCTION; GEOFF TO HOT...

      OVERHEATIN- OVERHEATING

...Please Refresh Page...

Not Geoff- I'm suddenly single

I'm Dun- I ain't happy

BbyThot- but i'm feeling glad

Ottoparks- I got sunshine in a bag

I'm Dun- wha- no I was just about to go on a full rant but no

BbyThot- I got you broski

I'm Dun- no

Beebo- I will whip and nae nae on ur grave

Beebo- Sorry that was supposed to go to Mike

MilkyWay- if you were kidnapped you should tell your parents right?

Geesus- You weren't kidnapped Mikey 

MilkyWay- Surely they'd notice that their favorite child was missing 

Geesus- I'm the favorite 

MilkyWay- surely- IS THAT BTR

BiBiBillie- Hi Gerard!

Geesus- Hi Billie!

MilkyWay- skkskskskssk OHMYGODIMVIOLENTLYCRYING

Petewentzaway- I swear didn't do anything in the last five minutes

MilkyWay- GERARD CAN LINDSEY ADOPT ME???

Geesus- no

MilkyWay- SHE IS HEAD BANGING TO BTR

Geesus- no

MilkyWay- I HOPE YALL HAVE A HAPPY MARRIAGE 

Geesus- Mikey what no

MilkyWay- THE ONLY HETERO I STAN IN THIS WORLD

Beebo- *cough*

MilkyWay- shut up brendon 

Petewentzaway- wait are you with Gerard's gf?

MilkyWay- SHE CRANKED UP THE TEEN BEACH MOVIE SOUNDTRACK YES

Petewentzaway- ADD HER TO THE CHAT

Geesus- no guys don't

MilkyWay- why though :(

Geesus- caUSe 

Awsteb- 

Insert, plot twist;

     Lindsey works for an secret unknown organization, making her social life completely private and unknown to the public world. She is a spy and dragged Gerard along with her, the two grew close and are now partners. This explains the lack of conversation we have gotten from Gerard these past months... Take this as a warning.

Geesus- NO

Petewentzaway- lol

MilkyWay- don't worry he's been doing that all day 

Geesus- AWSTEN THAT IS ALL FALSE

MilkyWay- It's a joke bro,,,, unless you are a spy 👀

Geesus- theres a dumpster around the corner that id love to throw you in Michael.

MilkyWay- well how nice is that :() thank you!

F*ck- I FRAMED IT

F*ck- 

Alexa- okay

HotMess- I just wanted to be a cowboy babey blegghhh

Awsteb-

Valid Command; /STREAM TURBULENT BTW./

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