Awsteb- GOSH DARNIT

Ottoparks- 1,2,3, not it

Not Jeff- I got it

Not Jeff- what's wrong awsten

Awsteb- HUMANS LACK DECENCY

Awsteb- AND MANORS

Not Jeff- what's wrong awsten

Awsteb- SOMEONE TOOK MY SPOT ON THE BUS

Not Jeff- it's not the end of the world awsten

Awsteb- YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! THIS LITTLE BITCH HAS SAT IN THE BACK EVERYDAY EXCEPT FOR THIS WEEK!

Not Jeff- it's not against the law to change seats

Awsteb- I'VE SAT IN THAT SAME SPOT SINCE THE FURST DAY!

Not Jeff- *first

Awsteb- IT'S NOT FAIR

MilkyWay- ooh who are we talking about?

Not Jeff- ^

Awsteb- frickING JAWN

Ottoparks- oh my god Awsten

Not Jeff- you have a problem that none of us know how to help

Awsteb-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MilkyWay- that was unnecessary Awsten

Awsteb- *sad in gay*

Not Jeff- well that's nothing new

Wholesome Father- bleach

Starfish- no

Wholesome Father- I request bleach,,,, my eyes <are) dea6

Starfish- water

Wholesome Father-

I'm Dun- Goodbye you shall be misseth

Beebo- YOU SAW NOTHING

Petewentzaway- Brendon whyyy can't you just not be involved with teaaa

Sarahsmiles- my bad!!1!

Starfish- *gaspy* sarahhh What did you dooo

Wholesome Father- they hetero

Sarahsmiles- well no frick dallon

Beebo- I'm allowed To ShOw loVe towatrDs My Girlfriend

Wholesome Father- But why in the halls

Awsteb- YO VRENDON WHY ARE YOU SO HOT

Beebo- What?

Sarahsmiles- ?

Ryro- ?

Wholesome Father- ?

Not Jeff- awstenbbbb

Awsteb- faques

Starfish- bad spelling awsten

Nicool- I just walked by Brendon and Sarah making out outside of bIOLOGY

Wholesome Father- same

Nicool- If I stayed any longer, I feel like I'd start directing a porno

Starfish- oh god

Nicool- Yeah like "Sarah can you get a bit more emotional into that, Brendon good form, why tf you kissing like a girl?"

Sarahsmiles- I know right!!

Wholesome Father- I was really hoping that I wasn't the only one who noticed

Beebo- blame Ryan! He was my first thing

Ryro- well you agreed to be bottom with your consent so don't try to put the blame on me

Nicool- "less yapping more smashing"

Wholesome Father- OH MY GOD

Sarahsmiles- I platonically love you Nicole

Nicool- aw no u

Sarahsmiles- no u

Beebo- babe :0

Sarahsmiles- yes(?)

Beebo- This is so sad, alexa play 'She Likes Girls' by Metro Station

BiBiBillie- What did I log onto?

I'm Dun- art.

Awsteb- please state your name and business

Petewentzaway- this is the part where sit quietly and wait for the time that awsten makes sense

BiBiBillie- I'm good, anyways y'all wanna go to a concert?

MilkyWay- y e s

Petewentzaway- Yeet

Wholesome Father- let me ask my mom

Awsteb- fricky ye

BiBiBillie- okay well I guess I don't need to convince y'all to go

Starfish- who's playing?

BiBiBillie- well one (1) band is mine

Awsteb- frick ye

MilkyWay- I may be in a different state but I'll still go

Fronkie- oh heck ya

Starfish- :D f r a n k I m i s s y o u

Beebo- ^

Fronkie- awe

Fronkie- okay but tea where is it

Fronkie- je suis dehydrated

Beebo- Joshua has a gurl

Fronkie- I thot he was dating tyjo

BbyThot- I'm apparently his side hoe now

I'm Dun- no u

Fronkie- this chat has gotten less gay what happened my broskis'

Beebo- midlife crisis when the whole chat bullied me

Wholesome Father- no we still bully you, the only thing different is that u have gurlfriend now

Fronkie- WHat?

BiBiBillie- all the elderly went offline man, and some more yonions got added

Fronkie- ew childs

BiBiBillie- I kno right?

Fronkie- so only Beebo and Jishwa have converted to the dark side of hetero?

MilkyWay- Gee and TyJo too

Petewentzaway- MIKEY

Fronkie- wHat?

MilkyWay- well frick, goodbye everyone i'll remember you in therapy

Fronkie- What's wrong?

Starfish- fronk u are my precious boi, i luv u, ur my favorite child, gerard has a gf, cookies are yum, we miss you so much, how's that cult you're in?

Fronkie- Gerard got a girlfriend? 

MilkyWay- je suis oui

Fronkie-

gee: "I am a flaming homsexual™"

gee: *gets a gf*

gee: 

Petewentzaway- *whispers* he thinks this is funny while mikey and i are literally holding our gae™ gasps

BiBiBillie- why are y'all being so awkward about this????

Geesus- why is Mikey spamming me to go on the chat?

Fronkie- IDk

Geesus- oh

BiBiBillie- y'know i just wanted to invite y'all to a concert and now you have to bring all this gay drama to the chat

Awsteb- Whem Does This Chat Not Have Gae Drama

Beebo- MY CHILDHOOD? RUINED.

Alexa- sh

Beebo- NO> I LEARNED SHIT toDAY

MilkyWay- they havent typed in a while so brednOp is there anything you would like to say?

Beebo- yesd

Beebo- MY whole life IVE been told THAT the heart IS placed on THE left side OF your body BUT its actually IN the center AND people think ITS in the MIDDLE because of THE left ventricle THAT is the LARGEST thingy and ITS closest to THE left side OF the chest.

BbyThot- ive got a migraine from reading that

Beebo- AND<<<<,,,,,,

Alexa- oh god theres more

Beebo- Blood is not blue, its always red yee yee

MilkyWay- thanks for that brenop

Awsteb- GRAMMARLY IS DEYING MY BROSKIES 119 GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IM CRYIGN SKSKSKSKSK

BbyThot- im dun

Im Dun-

Ryro- i just realized somthing

Beebo- ur mom gae

Ryro- no

Wholesome Father- vwat would you like to share with the chat Ryan Ross?

Ryro- theres two other users in this chat but they have never been online  i thinnk

Beebo- are they 'VeryCool' and 'TMNDirntle'

Ryro- yeah

BiBiBillie- oh those are my friends, they showed up one day and im not how they showed up in the chat???? AWSTEN?????

Awsteb- hi