I'm Dun- lol

MikeNaran- what's funny?

Petewentzaway- he probably bumped into the granola bar guy again

I'm Dun- I met this sweet old lady

Starfish- elderly stories!!!

Awsteb- speak

I'm Dun- So I'm at this restaurant with my friend

BbyThot- IM UR ONLY FREN

I'm Dun- I can make new frens tyjo

BbyThot- What fren!???!!!!!

I'm Dun- anyways when we were walking out this old woman was having trouble walking with all her stuff

Awsteb- I can smell hetero

Beebo- eww Josh please tell me you didn't hook up with the old woman

BbyThot- JOSSSHHHH

I'm Dun- IM NOT DONE YET

Petewentzaway- please proceed

I'm Dun- okay well she points her hand at me as my friend and I are walking and was like "aRe yoU LEaviNg?!"

Awsteb- she's gonna find out where you live and murder you Josh

Beebo- #R.I.P.Josh2k19 pass it on

Petewentzaway- #R.I.P.Josh2k19

BbyThot- fuck my fren ded

I'm Dun- ANYWAYS she hands me her stuff and and starts walking to her car, it took like five minutes to cross the street and my friend was silently walking behind us with breadsticks in their arms

BbyThot- we used to eat breadsticks together T•T

I'm Dun- then she holds out her ice tea to my friend and then she has to hold it and the woman continues walking to her car which took another five minutes

Beebo- he said "she" when referring to his "friend"

Beebo- I feel like a spy and I already know who his friend is

BbyThot- I'm his only fren

I'm Dun- oof when we got to the lady's car she started complaining about her phones and had me help her with one hat couldn't connect to WiFi

I'm Dun- I felt bad for her cause she was struggling with a lot of simple things

Starfish- my child helped an old woman cross the road

Beebo- your child went on a date with a girl

Starfish- WHAT

BbyThot- WHAT

I'm Dun- Brendon you're not Sherlock and can just say things because it sounds true

Beebo- I am Sherlock tho

Wholesome Father-

Beebo- Boom! SHERLOCK RIGHT THERe.

Wholesome Father- I need to hear Brendon's reasoning for this

I'm Dun- why not

Beebo- okay so...

1. Last chapter Josh mentioned that he got a girls phone number

2. He said her name was Debby

3. He also mentioned that she might be in my theatre class (which she is)

4. In theatre class Debby was talking to her friends about how she is going on a date with a guy in our grade on Friday night

5. I yelled across the classroom and asked who it was

6. She said "Josh Dun"

7. It's Friday night and you said you're at a restaurant with a friend

8. You mentioned it ''twas a "She"

9. You didn't deny the fact that I said "your child went on a date with a girl"

10. Also she's already posted a picture on Instagram

BbyThot- WHAT

I'm Dun- wow okay

Wholesome Father- I think you could've sent three of those points and we would've believed you

Beebo- it's either give it all or nothing

Petewentzaway- that's just another way to say be extra

Starfish- Brendon send the Instagram post

Beebo-

Starfish- aw josh!!!

BbyThot- I don't like

I'm Dun- Brendon can you expose Tyler's hetero

Beebo- i got you

Beebo-

I'm Dun- that's horrible picture quality Brendon

BbyThot- low quality picture, high quality woman

I'm Dun- *sad in side hoe*

BbyThot- you're the one who brought Jenna up so I'd shut up

I'm Dun- biiiiiiiiiitch

I'm Dun- If you can be with Jenna then I can be with Debby

BbyThot- but I want youuu

I'm Dun- no too bad

BbyThot- boi

Beebo- tea.

Petewentzaway- omg Brendon why do you interrupt

Awsteb- R.I.P.

Oceanman- Ive been ignored for far too long

Petewentzaway- no Ryan you just havent said anything for weeks

Oceanman- I shall ruin y'alls day

Oceanman-

Beebo- ew that just ruined the fun I was having

Oceanman- "Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe."

Petewentzaway- stfu thiccnos

MilkyWay- 

MilkyWay- Thanos be dumby thicc

Beebo- I hate that image so much

Beebo- Why 

Beebo- Just why

Ryro- Just imagine that in a year, all of these memes will be outdated and we all would be classified as cringy little shit bags

Beebo- Well im sad now

Oceanman-

Beebo- Suddenly Im less sad

Petewentzaway- Why does that exist?

Oceanman- Why not?

Oceanman- Hmm?

Wholesome Father- Can't argue with that

Oceanman- nope.

Awsteb- Well Ryan has come back from the grave and now I shall worship my blue haired god

Oceanman- I dont have blue hair anymore awsten

Awsteb- What NO! 

Oceanman- yeah

Awsteb- I. Am. Unstanning.

Oceanman- Did you ever stan me in the first place?

Awsteb- I did but now im not.

Awsteb- What happened to us?

Awsteb- We used to be twins bro

Oceanman- Oh, not gonna lie i dont think weve talked to eachother this long on the chat before

Petewentzaway- We're just spectating

Awsteb- Or the author completely forgot about the other hoes in the chat and someday we are going to bully her for always forgetting to have Ray an Otto be invloved

RayOfSun- I can make up an excuse for not being involved 

Ottoparks- This chat just scares me

HotMess- Everyone forgets about me

Beebo- Oh my god does anyone remember that guy Gabe that was on the chat

HotMess- Im still here

MikeNaran- I see you gabe

Awsteb- R.I.P. Gabe

HotMess- Im still alive

Nicool- R.I.P. this chat

Beebo- no this chat is never allowed to die

Awsteb- burn the chat

MikeNaran- Im so confused

Petewentzaway- We all are

Awsteb- R.I.P. the readerss

Starfish- nooo i like them, make them live

MilkyWay-