I'm Dun- croissant 

BbyThot- Joshuaaa thatd mad eno sensi!

I'm Dun- Am I illiterate or did you write that weirdly 

BbyThot- croissant 

Beebo- newbies

BbyThot- my croissant 

I'm Dun- oui

Beebo- other people 

BbyThot- non croissant 

I'm Dun- oui croissant 

Beebo- unidentified persons

Awsteb- OFF THE GRID

Beebo- collect information(( preferably that number on the back of their credit card"))

Sarahsmiles- I feel like from knowing you this long,,, I should know when you're joking on not

Starfish- Patrick stole my phone

Beebo- Brendon stole my phone

Starfish- I am the new mother, Sarah you can be my queen

Beebo- GASP

Sarahsmiles- I was already your queen

Starfish- true

Petewentzaway- Is Patrick on Brendon's phone?

Starfish- I'm the mom

Beebo- no.

Starfish- yes?

Beebo- nope Brendon I putting screen limitations on your phone

Starfish- question 

Starfish- what kind of Bear is best?

Beebo- that's a ridiculous question.

Starfish- false. 

Starfish- Black bear.

Beebo- well, that's debatable. 

Beebo- there are basically two schools of thought.

Starfish- fact.

Starfish- bears eat beets.

Starfish- bears.

Starfish- beets.

Starfish- Battlestar Galactica.

Beebo- What is going on?

Beebo- What are you doing?

Awsteb- IM SCREAMING INTERNALLY RIGHT NOW

Starfish- Bears and beets.

Beebo- IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE BRENDON 

Petewentzaway- So new people huh?

BiBiBillie- guys you cant lurk thats r00d

TMNDirntle- people

VeryCool- oof

Awsteb- HI

TMNDirlte- Hi

Awsteb- PLEASE GIVE ME CONTEXT FOR YOUR USERNAMe CAUSE I THOT IT WAS A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE REFERENCE BU T IM NOT SURE ANYMORE

TMNDirntle- no thanks

Awsteb- FRICK

Beebo- MIKEY 

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

Beebo- MIKEY

MilkyWay- pourquoi?

Beebo- NEW PEOPLE

MilkyWay- New people, whos is she?

TMNDirntle- hi

VeryCool- my dog just sat on my charger

MilkyWay- FRICK}

MilkyWay- CAN YALL DELETE URSELVES FOR A SEC

VeryCool- okay

TMNDirntle- NOO Tré dont leave meeee

MilkyWay- Sup fucker my enemies call me Mikey and you just got yourself yeeted into a cult with some dank ass memes and gay drama beware of the overflowing supply of t E a and other unnatural disasters. Now prepare to get your sanity snatched and your wig flown as you embark on this journey which will cause you to schedule appointments with your therapist more times a week. If you have problems dont complain, just bully brenbin or AWSTEN will suck ur toes.

Petewentzaway- Mikey Im Scared Too See The INside OF Your Brain

MilkyWay- *insert kinky pun*

TMNDirntle- fun.

Oceanman- whom the frick are toi

VeryCool- We just came back

BiBiBillie- WHAAA

TMNDirntle- We didnt survive Thanos' snap at first

Oceanman- :)

Wholesome Father- OH NO RYAN STOP IT

Oceanman- HAHAHA YOU ALL ARE INFERIOR TO MY SKILLS

MilkyWay- mom pick me up im scared

Oceanman-

Awsteb- RYAN I AM SCARED

Oceanman- I only ment to put in Tré and Mike and then i was like why not Billie so then i put him in and then im like wait i am. thanos. so then i put me in it.

Nicool- ???

Oceanman- oh yeah i saw Scarlet witch and was thinking that shes a queen and Nicole is also a queen so i put you in it as well

Wholesome Father- moi?

Oceanman- u cute

Wholesome Father- frick feelings

Awsteb- *ships it*

HotMess- wait is it actually real?

Wholesome Father- Ryan is my platonic husband

Ryro- whatthefuck

Oceanman- What

Wholesome Father- The one who called me cute is my platonic hubby

Wholesome Father- I am lonely and desperate for any kind of human relationship 

Nicool- do you have relationships that aren't human?

Ryro- oka

Oceanman- heck ye

Starfish- aww

Petewentzaway- we stan platonic husbands

Beebo- I stan platonic wives. Sarah stop eye fricking my bassist, Nicole stop eye fricking my girlfriend

Nicool- Sarah said she platonically loves me

Sarahsmiles- no u

Nicool- no u

Sarahsmiles- no u

Beebo- *cries*

Ryro- weak

Beebo- the emotional attack I'm getting

Sarahsmiles- love u

Beebo- no u

Sarahsmiles- I'm not doing a no u war with you on this group chat Brendon

I'm Dun- okay for real though why does everyone bully Brendon like he's low key hot and nice

F*ck- aw this is so sweet, Alexa play Cool by Last Flight Out

Alexa- I get a notification every time someone does that please stop I enjoy my sleep

F*ck- no.

Beebo- I read that as "fuck no"

Alexa- yes my mutual Jack also known as "F*ck" said "fuck no" Brendon

Beebo- wha-

Ryro- shut up

Awsteb- THIS IS SO SAD, ALEXA PLAY THE CLIMB BY HANNAH MONTANA

Alexa- I'm going home

F*ck- it's late at night are you telling me you weren't originally at home?? :0 ;)

Alexa- Jack your Amazon Alexa is actually abusing me so I'm leaving

F*ck- ...you're in my house?

Awsteb- THIS IS SO IRRELEVANT, ALEXA PLAY TURBULENT BY WATERPARKS 

Alexa- valid

Not Jeff- anything involving waterparks is valid Alexander

Alexa- I never said it wasn't Geoffrey 

Ottoparks- I wanna go home

Ottoparks- someone reply

Ottoparks- do it

Awsteb- YES

Ottoparks- alright then bye

Awsteb- NO

TMNDirntle- wowie 

BiBiBillie- wait no

Awsteb- PERSONB

Petewentzaway- wtf why do I feel high

BbyThot- did you take the druggets?

Petewentzaway- no I just woke up in my closet 

BbyThot- poof ur gay

Petewentzaway- wowow I had no idea 

Awsteb- DID I MENTION STREAM TURBULENT BY THE WAY