(Paige's P.O.V)

He hadn't told them. HE HAD NOT TOLD THEM!?.

Me and Ratchet shared an awkward look.

"Scrap", I mumble underneath my breath.

"We are waiting..", Arcce chirped.

"Why are you asking us this?", Ratchet tried to buy around the situation. Sadly, no one can get away with anything with Arcee's smart processor.

"Well you two have been awfully around each over a lot and I haven't heard you complain about Paige in a very long time", Arcee claimed cheekily. oh no, she's too smart. Too smart.

Me being me, I tried to flee the premises but Ironhide's big foot got in my fragging way, Ironhide looked down at me with amusing eyes. God damn it!.

I am now calling him; Ironass, Sir. Ironass.

Getting picked up by Ratchet and placed on his shoulder, he rolled his eyes at the twins who were making kissing sounds. I grunted and crossed my arms around my chest. I hate being ganged up on.

"So... you two are in a relationship?. Ratchet?. Page?", Chromia smiled at us two.

"yeah yeah yeah", I waved them off, "We are", I think Ratchet had a spark-attack because- wow holy shit!. Why am I FALLING!?.

"RATCHET!", I screamed as we were suddenly falling backwards. I get caught in mid-air by Jazz.

"Aye I got ya Lil'lady!", Jazz exclaimed looking down at me. I sat up looking down at a swearing medic, squashed Ironass and laughing twins.

"What happened?", I mumble to myself very confused.

"~It seems~The Twins are~pranking again!~" , Bee claimed through his radio.

Oh that explains why Ratchet had fallen on top of Ironass.

"Ohhhhhhh they gave Ratchet a jelly leg!", I giggled as Ironass and ratchet chased after the two twins who were to busy laughing while running.

"yeah. The twins have been looking up on the world wide web about human pranks", Arcee told me bluntly not amused at this. This explains EVERYTHING. Jazz put me down back on the earth's surface since he had to go with Arcee and Chromia on patrol.

"So how long?", Ironass asked me after he got bored from chasing the twins. Ratchet was now fixing up dents in their armor from all the wrenches he had thrown at the pair of idiots.

"Ehh not that long, we started dating like yesterday", I say. I face palm when Will and Epps exchange money to each other, I had found out they made a bet about Me and Ratchet. William Won the bet so he gets given 50 Dollars. Those assholes. I was brought back to reality when Ironass spoke up once again.

"No, I meant how long have you have feelings for our Medical Officer", Ironass questioned me raising an metal eyebrow.

'Since I saw the first fragging movie of you guys'

Is what I wanted to say but then that would sound creepy and yes I had secretly adored Ratchet for years now. He had always been my favourite character from Transformers bayverse to Transformers Prime, heck even the Transformers G1. And yes. That sounds crazy and everyone who finds out will probably flip the fragging table but hah In you face glitches!. I still have not found out what the primes wanted me to do. I haven't been given any signs at all. It still remains a mystery unsolved and one day I will solve it. I know I will.

Exhaling in defeat I finally confess, "You know I always liked Ratchet since I first saw the Transformers"

Ironass hummed in approval, "I am glad that you two are together", he told me with a faint smile on his face-plates. My eyes widened in shock, I thought Ironhide would be the last Mech to say that.

'Really?", I ask in disbelief, Ironhide nodded, "Ratchet needs someone to take care of him and you need someone to take care of you"

Optimus appeared in the Rec-Room and looked between Ironhide and I. "So I have heard about Ratchet and you", Optimus spoke and walked over to us. I laughed awkwardly at this. Man relationship status's get around fast don't they?

Sir. Ironass snorted at this, "Hasn't everyone Optimus?", he replied sarcastically.

"Well. Sir Ironass-"

"Excuse me Squishy?", ironass warmed up his cannons, "What did'ya just call me?. I'll blow you up!", he threatened pointing them at me, I held a poker-face expression at this.

"I called you Sir Ironass", I stated bluntly, Ironass was about to say something but before he could, he hissed in pain gritting his denta as he got whacked hard across the helm with a wrench twice my size.

"And I'll dismantle you piece by piece!", Ratchet threatened Ironhide while waving a wrench in fury towards Ironass.

Ironass grunted in amusement," You want to go?, I will kick your aft any day old mech!"

Oh no.

Optimus quickly grabbed me and put me on his shoulder as Ratchet stomped his pede where I was standing. Oh thank you Optimus, I did not want to be a flat pancake by my own boyfriend . Ratchet and Ironhide pressed their helms together giving each other glares.

"They are at it again", Wheeljack complained as Prowl rolled his optics at this. Ratchet and ironhide now started swearing at each other in cybertronian.

"Punk aft!"

"Fragging glitch!"

"afthole!"

"They are like sparkling worse than the twins sometimes I swear", Optimus muttered doing a very human act and face-palmed at the two. I joined him and face-palmed as well before squealing in surprise when a wrench flew pass me like a boomerang and smashed into Ironhide's arm.

"Ouch!", I wince towards Ironhide, "that would of hurt", Optimus hummed watching the fight in front of us in amusement.

"Oh you're going to the pits!, you just dented my cannon you Punk ass!", Ironhide roared before tackling Ratchet.

"Do they always do this?", I question in curiosity my head turning left to right repeatedly as I watched the scene with awe.

"Yes", Optimus sighed at the two, he obviously could not be bothered stopping them.

"Eeek!", i squealed when a wrench hit Optimus in the face.

Optimus groaned, blinking twice his eyes dulled for a couple of seconds before shining a bright electric blue, "Are you alright!?", I yelled worried, Optimus sighed and handed me over to...

WHAT THE FRAG NO NOT PROWL HE WILL SQUISH ME.

Prowl pulled a disgusted face at me, "Ew!, have the human Wheeljack!", Prowl chucked me to Wheeljack as soon as I just made contact with his servo, "Frag it!, No I don't want the insect!", Wheeljack copied his actions and threw me to First Aid who held a blank expression.

"Idiots", I grumbled offended as I watched the show once again.

Oh god.

OPTIMUS NO!. Don't you dare join them- That idiot!.

He just joined the brawl.

I groaned and did a Mega face-palm.

I am surrounded by idiots.