(A/N 2023: what in the actual fuck is this shit? I was going to tweak it a bit but I forgot what I wrote. This is crap, past self! I'm ashamed lmao)

I walked through the isles in the corner store, searching for snacks and refreshments.

I'm watching the movie, 'Dead Alive' tonight and I need to be stocked up for anything.

My whole childhood consisted of horror movies and blood curdling monsters, so now NOTHING scares me anymore.

Except maybe...nope. Not telling you.

I finally reached the isle of candy and picked up a few blue and red packages of Xtremes.

Xtremes was my first real food once I got my teeth in, and now I'm hooked on them.

Thanks mom...my teeth are gonna rot because of you!

Once I gathered all my food and beverages, I started to head to the counter, when I hit a wall.

Except the wall smelled like cologne and breath mints.

I looked up to see a guy with light blonde hair and blue eyes.

It was Ross Lynch. Yeeep!

Act casual Brooke...

"Sorry" I looked down to see I broke his phone at the impact. "Shi....mple doe. I'm sorry." I repeat.

I handed him 6, $100 dollar bills from my purse. "Here."

You're thinking...wow? She has 600 dollars just lying there in her purse? Yep..I'm a rich bit-bittle... Bottle? Juice. Candy! I gotta pay for it.

I started to walk towards the cash register when about thirty screaming fan girls bursted through the door, trying to get to Ross.

So I dropped my stuff on the counter and rushed over to Ross before they got there and shielded him from the fans.

Luckily, security got the girls out of the store when the lady behind the counter called them, and I relaxed and again, started towards the counter.

The food was already rung up and showed $12.95

I dug through my purse and pulled out a twenty, but before I could get it to the store clerk, someone reached their hand out from behind me and gave the guy a 50.

"Keep the change."

I turned around to see Ross smiling at me but then his face turned quickly into a confused look.

"Why did you give me 600 dollars and help me with the fans?" he asked.

I sighed. "Well it was my fault that I wasn't watching where I was going and broke your phone." I grab the candy once again to head towards the door. "As for the fans? Let's just say your clothes... would have been ripped to shreds."

He eyed me suspiciously, "Do you know who I am?"

"Yes?" I said it more like a question than an answer.

"Then--"

I cut him off. "Listen, I'd love to chat but I'm watching a movie that I have been dying to see for MONTHS now..so I gotta go.." I head towards the door, but get.stopped abruptly by the same wall once again.

I hate walls. Wallace. Willy wonka! Wait what?

I look up to see two beautifully blue eyes looking down at me, due to my five foot three height.

His hair flips back into place as soon as he flips his head.

That's so smexy! Whaaaa?

Keep it cool, fangirl.

I sighed again impatiently. "What do you want now?"

"What movie are you watching?"

I was taken back by his question. "Uh..Dead Alive. Why?"

Ha! I questioned your butt!

Your cute...sexy...kissable....

He reached into his front pocket and took out a brand new Iphone 5s. Then handed me my 600 bucks back.

"Here," he said handing me the phone. "Put your number in here."

I took the phone. "You had another one?!" I practically.screamed.

He let out a small laugh. "Yeah, I tried to tell you...I wanna watch the movie with you, even though my favorite is Avatar.."

So I turned on the screen and went to contacts to put in my number.

"Why?"

"Dang, you ask a lot of questions!"

I shrug. "You could be a rapist...or a murderer!"

His face right now...haha!

"I'd never rape or mur-"

"Never mind, you.could murder me any day." My mind shot blank after I said that.

Why, would I say that!

Stupid mind! You suck at your job.

You're fired.

You can't fire me! I'm your brain.

Doughnuts...she's right.

I always am!

Well obviously not right now you aren't!

I'm talking to myself....good grief.

"What was that?" A smirk played on his lips.

Dayumm doughs dimples doe!

I blush furiously. "Nothing. You're hearing things!" I blurt out.

"Am I? Or are you a crazy fan too?"

That devious little shrimphead!

So I played along.

Game on, Lynch. "You caught me! I've always loved you my Rossy boo!" I drop the candy and jump up, clinging to his neck.

I wrap my legs around his waist and kiss his oh-so-sexy lips.

Yes...I like the, word sexy...but I'll only use it on Ross!

I made it last only four seconds, then pulled back. His flippin face! "Ross, I was joking, I'm not a crazy fangi-"

I was expecting him to drop me or laugh along, but I wasn't expecting him to kiss me again...

Oh holy shood farts.

His arms wrapped around my waist and pulled me deeper into the kiss.

The last thing I remembered was me pushing away and him throwing me into a car, before I passed out....

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Sucky ending I know...I told you I'm bad at this stuff...I hope it'll be longer next time and end good lol <3 u guys :)

Update: I changed a lot of stuff in here. Hope you like this better!